And so Chat GPT hath declared August 12th as Good Day™! Praise be.
- TheSabresTaco

The balds will rejoice:

- TheSabresTaco

Be careful, I was laughed at for saying cap circumvention existed. I was ridiculed even.

They have no shame now Taco.

Be careful, I was laughed at for saying cap circumvention existed. I was ridiculed even.

They have no shame now Taco.
- QuinnFan

- TheSabresTaco

Better step it up to the Deluxe Cravings Box at Taco Bell there Buddy! Kids taking a lot out of you.

- TheSabresTaco

I hope not, I'm out of shape, I would surely lose that fight.

Better step it up to the Deluxe Cravings Box at Taco Bell there Buddy! Kids taking a lot out of you.
- Buff36

(frank), man, my buckle is barely clicking anymore. think the taco bell's gotta be put on hold.

(frank), man, my buckle is barely clicking anymore. think the taco bell's gotta be put on hold.
- TheSabresTaco

Getting to the poke a hole situation

Google AI on Kevyn Adams trade negotiations

Scene: A conference room in the Buffalo Sabres' arena. Kevyn Adams, the Sabres' general manager, is on the phone with another general manager from another team.

Adams: Hi, [GM's name]. Thanks for taking my call.

GM: No problem, Kevyn. What's up?

Adams: I'm calling because I'm interested in making a trade for [player's name].

GM: Oh, really? What are you willing to give up?

Adams: Well, I'm not sure yet. I was hoping we could talk about it and see if we can work something out.

GM: Sure, I'm happy to talk. But before we do, I need to warn you that [player's name] is a very valuable asset. We're not going to give him up easily.

Adams: I understand. I'm not expecting to get him for free. But I think we have some pieces that you might be interested in.

GM: I'm sure you do. But I need to know what you're willing to give up before we can really talk.

Adams: I'm not sure yet. I need to think about it.

GM: Okay, well, let me know when you have a better idea of what you're willing to offer.

Adams: I will. Thanks for your time.

GM: No problem.

Adams hangs up the phone. He looks worried.

Adams: (to himself) I don't know if I can do this. I'm scared to make a trade. What if I give up too much? What if I don't get enough in return?

Adams takes a deep breath.

Adams: (to himself) I have to do this. It's the best way to improve the team. I just have to trust my gut.

Adams picks up the phone and calls the other general manager back.

Adams: Hi, [GM's name]. I've thought about it, and I'm willing to offer you [player's name] and [draft pick] for [player's name].

GM: (pause) That's a very interesting offer. Let me talk to my owner and see what he thinks.

Adams: Okay, I'll wait to hear from you.

Adams hangs up the phone. He takes a deep breath and smiles.

Adams: (to himself) I did it. I made the trade. Now it's just a matter of waiting to see how it turns out.

Google AI on Kevyn Adams trade negotiations

Scene: A conference room in the Buffalo Sabres' arena. Kevyn Adams, the Sabres' general manager, is on the phone with another general manager from another team.

Adams: Hi,
- sbroads24[GM's name]. Thanks for taking my call.

GM: No problem, Kevyn. What's up?

Adams: I'm calling because I'm interested in making a trade for [player's name].

GM: Oh, really? What are you willing to give up?

Adams: Well, I'm not sure yet. I was hoping we could talk about it and see if we can work something out.

GM: Sure, I'm happy to talk. But before we do, I need to warn you that [player's name] is a very valuable asset. We're not going to give him up easily.

Adams: I understand. I'm not expecting to get him for free. But I think we have some pieces that you might be interested in.

GM: I'm sure you do. But I need to know what you're willing to give up before we can really talk.

Adams: I'm not sure yet. I need to think about it.

GM: Okay, well, let me know when you have a better idea of what you're willing to offer.

Adams: I will. Thanks for your time.

GM: No problem.

Adams hangs up the phone. He looks worried.

Adams: (to himself) I don't know if I can do this. I'm scared to make a trade. What if I give up too much? What if I don't get enough in return?

Adams takes a deep breath.

Adams: (to himself) I have to do this. It's the best way to improve the team. I just have to trust my gut.

Adams picks up the phone and calls the other general manager back.

Adams: Hi, [GM's name]. I've thought about it, and I'm willing to offer you [player's name] and [draft pick] for [player's name].

GM: (pause) That's a very interesting offer. Let me talk to my owner and see what he thinks.

Adams: Okay, I'll wait to hear from you.

Adams hangs up the phone. He takes a deep breath and smiles.

Adams: (to himself) I did it. I made the trade. Now it's just a matter of waiting to see how it turns out.

Google AI on Kevyn Adams trade negotiations

Scene: A conference room in the Buffalo Sabres' arena. Kevyn Adams, the Sabres' general manager, is on the phone with another general manager from another team.

Adams: Hi,
- sbroads24[GM's name]. Thanks for taking my call.

GM: No problem, Kevyn. What's up?

Adams: I'm calling because I'm interested in making a trade for [player's name].

GM: Oh, really? What are you willing to give up?

Adams: Well, I'm not sure yet. I was hoping we could talk about it and see if we can work something out.

GM: Sure, I'm happy to talk. But before we do, I need to warn you that [player's name] is a very valuable asset. We're not going to give him up easily.

Adams: I understand. I'm not expecting to get him for free. But I think we have some pieces that you might be interested in.

GM: I'm sure you do. But I need to know what you're willing to give up before we can really talk.

Adams: I'm not sure yet. I need to think about it.

GM: Okay, well, let me know when you have a better idea of what you're willing to offer.

Adams: I will. Thanks for your time.

GM: No problem.

Adams hangs up the phone. He looks worried.

Adams: (to himself) I don't know if I can do this. I'm scared to make a trade. What if I give up too much? What if I don't get enough in return?

Adams takes a deep breath.

Adams: (to himself) I have to do this. It's the best way to improve the team. I just have to trust my gut.

Adams picks up the phone and calls the other general manager back.

Adams: Hi, [GM's name]. I've thought about it, and I'm willing to offer you [player's name] and [draft pick] for [player's name].

GM: (pause) That's a very interesting offer. Let me talk to my owner and see what he thinks.

Adams: Okay, I'll wait to hear from you.

Adams hangs up the phone. He takes a deep breath and smiles.

Adams: (to himself) I did it. I made the trade. Now it's just a matter of waiting to see how it turns out.

Chat GPT explains the signing of Xeglor the Reptilian on Good Day


Kevyn Adams: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of the press, and our loyal Sabres fans, thank you for joining us today. We have gathered here for an extraordinary moment in the history of ice hockey. Today, I am incredibly excited to introduce you all to a groundbreaking addition to our team.

[The curtain slowly begins to rise, revealing a mysterious figure standing tall, covered in scales and sporting a hockey jersey with the Sabres emblem.]

Kevyn Adams: Meet Xeglor, the first-ever reptilian hockey player to join the Buffalo Sabres! Xeglor comes from a distant world where hockey is played with an unparalleled passion. He brings with him not only remarkable physical abilities but a unique understanding of the game that will undoubtedly revolutionize the way we play.

[The room erupts in a mix of gasps, murmurs, and excitement, as Xeglor waves to the crowd, showcasing his affable personality.]

Kevyn Adams: Xeglor's journey to our team has been a remarkable one. It began when our scouts discovered his incredible talent in an intergalactic hockey tournament. From the moment we saw him glide across the ice, we knew he was destined for greatness.

[The cameras flash as the reporters eagerly capture this historic moment.]

Kevyn Adams: Now, I understand that some of you might have questions about his unique physiology, and rest assured, we've made sure that Xeglor is well-adapted to Earth's climate and gameplay. Our medical and training staff have worked tirelessly to ensure his smooth transition to the NHL.

[As the press conference continues, Xeglor steps forward to address the crowd in a deep, resonating voice.]

Xeglor: Greetings, fans of Buffalo! I am humbled to be standing here before you today. Hockey has always been in my blood, even on my distant world. I am thrilled to be a part of the Buffalo Sabres and contribute to the sport I love on your planet.

[He smiles, revealing sharp teeth, but his warm demeanor puts the crowd at ease.]

Xeglor: I promise to give my all on the ice, to bring a new perspective to the game, and to make all of you proud to call me one of your own. Thank you for this incredible opportunity.

[Applause and cheers fill the room as Xeglor's introduction becomes a moment etched in history.]

Kevyn Adams: Ladies and gentlemen, with Xeglor's addition to our roster, we are confident that the Buffalo Sabres will rise to new heights. The world of hockey will never be the same, and we cannot wait to see what the future holds.

Getting to the poke a hole situation
- Buff36

OH MY

I'm curious, what makes you think Greenway and Tage are similar outside of size and country of birth?
- JCSabs06

I don’t remember saying they were similar but Tage went from a complete bust to a 90 point player overnight. Greenway has the size and skill to hit 20 goals, imo. Doesn’t mean he will nor that I expect him to, just that I think he can.

this is craveable content

Never realized how significant all the Housley trades were. Holy smokes!


Toronto Maple Leafs acquire Date Chicago Blackhawks acquire
Phil Housley
March 11, 2003
2003 9th round pick (#282-Chris Porter)
2003 or 2004 4th round pick (2004 #123-Karel Hromas)

New Jersey Devils acquire Date Calgary Flames acquire
Phil Housley
Dan Keczmer
February 26, 1996
Tommy Albelin
Cale Hulse
Jocelyn Lemieux

Calgary Flames acquire Date St. Louis Blues acquire
Phil Housley
1996 2nd round pick (#40-Steve Begin)
1997 2nd round pick (#42-John Tripp)
July 4, 1994
Al MacInnis
1997 4th round pick (#86-Didier Tremblay)

St. Louis Blues acquire Date Winnipeg Jets acquire
Phil Housley
September 24, 1993
Nelson Emerson
Stephane Quintal

Buffalo Sabres acquire Date Winnipeg Jets acquire
Dale Hawerchuk
1990 1st round pick (#14-Brad May)
June 16, 1990
Scott Arniel
Phil Housley
Jeff Parker
1990 1st round pick (#19-Keith Tkachuk)

- TheSabresTaco

Not sure a pedophile is a good example to use for how to win.

Sinead O’Connor is dead.

The balds will rejoice:


- washedup20

Sinead O’Connor is dead.
- Nightmare Fuel

most over rated "1 hit" wonder

most over rated "1 hit" wonder
- homiedclown

Um. No.

I can’t even humor you or Ion or IndianaSabresFan anymore. Have at it homie.

Ryan O'Reilly had been an NHL player for years, but his most recent passion was a little less hockey-related and a little more criminal. It started when he was on a road trip with his team and stopped at a local Tim Hortons for a quick snack. He was appalled by the quality of the food and the service he received. He vowed revenge.

So, Ryan O'Reilly set out to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country. He began making plans, gathering information and resources, and setting up meetings with other criminals he hoped would help him in his mission.

Meanwhile, Ryan's former teammate, Jack, had become a police officer. When he heard about Ryan's plan, he knew he had to do something to stop it. He got in touch with some of his contacts in the department and they began to investigate Ryan and his activities.

After months of investigation, they were finally able to track Ryan down. When they confronted him, he finally admitted to his plans and was arrested. He was sentenced to several years in prison for his crime.

In the end, Ryan's plan to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country was stopped at all costs. Thanks to Jack's dedication and hard work, no one was hurt and the Tim Hortons were safe.

Not sure a pedophile is a good example to use for how to win.
- Nightmare Fuel

arite man

Ryan O'Reilly had been an NHL player for years, but his most recent passion was a little less hockey-related and a little more criminal. It started when he was on a road trip with his team and stopped at a local Tim Hortons for a quick snack. He was appalled by the quality of the food and the service he received. He vowed revenge.

So, Ryan O'Reilly set out to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country. He began making plans, gathering information and resources, and setting up meetings with other criminals he hoped would help him in his mission.

Meanwhile, Ryan's former teammate, Jack, had become a police officer. When he heard about Ryan's plan, he knew he had to do something to stop it. He got in touch with some of his contacts in the department and they began to investigate Ryan and his activities.

After months of investigation, they were finally able to track Ryan down. When they confronted him, he finally admitted to his plans and was arrested. He was sentenced to several years in prison for his crime.

In the end, Ryan's plan to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country was stopped at all costs. Thanks to Jack's dedication and hard work, no one was hurt and the Tim Hortons were safe.
- TheSabresTaco

Ryan O'Reilly had been an NHL player for years, but his most recent passion was a little less hockey-related and a little more criminal. It started when he was on a road trip with his team and stopped at a local Tim Hortons for a quick snack. He was appalled by the quality of the food and the service he received. He vowed revenge.

So, Ryan O'Reilly set out to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country. He began making plans, gathering information and resources, and setting up meetings with other criminals he hoped would help him in his mission.

Meanwhile, Ryan's former teammate, Jack, had become a police officer. When he heard about Ryan's plan, he knew he had to do something to stop it. He got in touch with some of his contacts in the department and they began to investigate Ryan and his activities.

After months of investigation, they were finally able to track Ryan down. When they confronted him, he finally admitted to his plans and was arrested. He was sentenced to several years in prison for his crime.

In the end, Ryan's plan to destroy all of the Tim Hortons in the country was stopped at all costs. Thanks to Jack's dedication and hard work, no one was hurt and the Tim Hortons were safe.
- TheSabresTaco

This is award winning 👏 😁😆😅

erbe75: I had a good day today!

Internet Poster 1: Sure you did, buddy.

Internet Poster 2: Yeah, right. Like that's ever gonna happen.

Internet Poster 3: What are you, some kind of liar?

Gerbe75: I'm not lying! I really had a good day.

Internet Poster 1: Then prove it.

Gerbe75: How?

Internet Poster 2: I don't know, how about you tell us what you did today that was so great?

Gerbe75: Well, I woke up early, got a good breakfast, and then went for a walk in the park.

Internet Poster 3: That's it? That's your idea of a good day?

Gerbe75: Yeah, it was nice. The weather was perfect, and I saw some really cute dogs.

Internet Poster 1: That's pathetic.

Internet Poster 2: Yeah, you're such a loser.

Gerbe75: I'm not a loser! I just had a different kind of day than you.

Internet Poster 3: Whatever, liar.

The internet posters start to surround Gerbe75, and he can see that they're getting angry.

Gerbe75: Look, I'm sorry if you don't believe me, but I'm telling the truth. I had a good day.

Internet Poster 1: We're gonna teach you a lesson about lying.

The internet posters start to push Gerbe75 around, and he can feel himself getting scared.

Gerbe75: Please, stop! I'm telling the truth!

Internet Poster 2: We don't believe you!

The internet posters continue to push Gerbe75, and he falls to the ground.

Gerbe75: Help! Someone help me!

Just then, a security guard comes over and breaks up the fight.

Security Guard: What's going on here?

Internet Poster 1: This kid is lying about having a good day!

Security Guard: Is that right?

Gerbe75: Yes, sir! I really did have a good day!

Security Guard: Well, I'm not going to take your word for it. I'm going to need to see some proof.

Gerbe75: Proof? What kind of proof?

Security Guard: I don't know, maybe a picture of you in the park with the cute dogs?

Gerbe75: I don't have a picture, but I can show you the park.

Security Guard: Okay, let's go.

The security guard and Gerbe75 walk to the park, and Gerbe75 shows the security guard where he saw the cute dogs.

Security Guard: Okay, I believe you. You can go now.

Gerbe75: Thank you, sir.

Gerbe75 walks away, and the internet posters watch him go.

Internet Poster 1: I still don't believe him.

Internet Poster 2: Me neither.

Internet Poster 3: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.

The internet posters walk away, and Gerbe75 is left alone in the park. He takes a deep breath and smiles. He knows that he had a good day, and that's all that matters.