Leafs No Name Brand back up D is doing great. Simple game, good result.

Earlier today, the crushing weight of existence had nearly snuffed out my reason to live. I felt the sweet eternal call of the abyss, beckoning me closer to the void. I was ready to surrender to it.

And then, I heard it : "Marner retrieves the puck behind the net, curls around, passes to the slot, MATTHEWS SHOOTS HE SCORES!"

I felt filled with love and light again. Purpose and meaning flowed back into empty recesses of my tortured soul. Somewhere in my mind, a feeble voice said - "It's not the Lightning", and I shouted back - "IT'S BLUE AND WHITE!"

The abyss can't hurt me any more. THAT is the power of Matthews.

Praise him.
- GalacticStone

That's poetry stonesie

Valuable points they've picked up over this recent segment.

Matthews is a Leaf.

10-7 Wild over Canucks.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a team score double digits (2 EN, but still…).
- Atomic Wedgie

I got scared cause I have Demko in a roto pool, but thank frank he didn't play.

I got scared cause I have Demko in a roto pool, but thank frank he didn't play.
- Zezel

Started Desmith in my pool today looool

AM34 only 1 goal today?

AM34 only 1 goal today?
- mjones242

He wanted to hit 50 on Wednesday at home in front of a few thousand fans

Leafs No Name Brand back up D is doing great. Simple game, good result.
- Woderwick

It’s that glaring defensive depth issue or something

He wanted to hit 50 on Wednesday at home in front of a few thousand fans
- Canada Cup

Just more proof he’s going to sign there when his contract ends.

What year?
- Woderwick

2024

Started Desmith in my pool today looool
- joel878

Thank Tocchet for hanging him out to dry for all the goals should have been pulled at 4-5. That being said the D was brutal.

Just more proof he’s going to sign there when his contract ends.
- Atomic Wedgie

He will sign a pto with the Coyotes for his last game when he is 40 and the whole team will skate out with his jersey number and all wearing bald caps

https://twitter.com/leafg.../1759666249163022704?s=46

He got it back

Started Desmith in my pool today looool
- joel878

That's a tough beating

To each their own, but I cannot understand how people find NASCAR interesting.

To each their own, but I cannot understand how people find NASCAR interesting.
- Atomic Wedgie

I prefer remote control car races

4-0 since the empty net slapper by that guy

To each their own, but I cannot understand how people find NASCAR interesting.
- Atomic Wedgie

8 laps to go, and a massive accident at the front takes out at least a dozen cars.

The checkered flag will probably be under the caution flag.

8 laps to go, and a massive accident at the front takes out at least a dozen cars.

The checkered flag will probably be under the caution flag.
- Atomic Wedgie

So apparently my NASCAR knowledge is crap - the cars are stopped, but will start up and race again for the final eight laps.

I think.

So apparently my NASCAR knowledge is crap - the cars are stopped, but will start up and race again for the final eight laps.

I think.
- Atomic Wedgie

Leader got bumped and spun out 100 yards from the finish.

These Wedgie Nascar updates are actually kinda electrifying.

So apparently my NASCAR knowledge is crap - the cars are stopped, but will start up and race again for the final eight laps.

I think.
- Atomic Wedgie

The same five rednecks win every race, just in a new random order.

The same five rednecks win every race, just in a new random order.
- GalacticStone

I could care less about Nascar or Formula 1 for that matter. Great car chase scenes and stunts in movies can be quite enjoyable.

The Lightning are breaking records this season for the number of knobs slobbed. 🤮

These Wedgie Nascar updates are actually kinda electrifying.
- Zezel