I pay the Homer tax!
- mr.sir

Hahah

Well it is wealth redistribution. I guess you’re welcome for my cash.
- drexel

Horrors!

Horrors!
- Canada Cup

fake should have tried harder in high school so i didnt have to subsidize him. ha

The true horror.....dealing with 120lb dog the day after ACL surgery. not pleasant

My ass muscles hurt from an intense squats and glutes workout. I want to rub some BenGay on my tortured buttocks, but it is banned in Florida. I guess I go to bed with butthurt tonight. Thanks Florida.

My ass muscles hurt from an intense squats and glutes workout. I want to rub some Ben Gay on my tortured buttocks, but it is banned in Florida. I guess I go to bed with butthurt tonight. Thanks Florida.
- GalacticStone

but taxes?

but taxes?
- drexel

My ass agony prevents me from carrying my fat wallet.

edit : nice alliteration.

My ass agony prevents me from carrying my fat wallet.

edit : nice alliteration.
- GalacticStone

theres very little meat in these sharks teeth

theres very little meat in these sharks teeth
- drexel

Hot Florida Take : sharks are scarier than alligators.

Hot Florida Take : sharks are scarier than alligators.
- GalacticStone

syrup is better than jelly

Hot Florida Take : sharks are scarier than alligators.
- GalacticStone

The ocean is terrifying.

syrup is better than jelly
- drexel

Sardines are better than oysters.

The ocean is terrifying.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

The beach is great.

Deep sea is scary. I prefer my relatively shallow gator infested rivers.

Hot chicks on the shore. Aint nothing out to sea but wind and sun.

fake should have tried harder in high school so i didnt have to subsidize him. ha

The true horror.....dealing with 120lb dog the day after ACL surgery. not pleasant
- drexel

My Golden has had both knees done almost exactly a year apart which was fortunate since each surgery used up his full year’s worth of insurance coverage

politicsbuzz once again today.

Modern political density is mind blowing, people want different things so they’re going to support different parties. No one is correct and no one is incorrect. Your desires and wishes simply don’t match and it’s a free country. Judging another makes you the bumhole (and yes I’m being one right now and I’m fine with it). The end.
- Dozzer

But if there is no Social, Political, or World Economics talk on here - how will tell:
- who’s the smartest on a hockey site
- who’s the greatest political mind of our times
- who’s opinion is not opinion but fact
- who is moralistically superior to everyone else

We need this Dozzer. Also, it typically leads to a specific poster overcompensating by telling us how rich they are. To me it reeks of someone financially struggling (which is crappy to hear) and is desperate to keep up an appearance. What’s the term or set up kids use these day: tell me your actually poor without telling me you’re poor?

The ocean is terrifying.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Agree all day! Terrifies me. We know so little eh

Sardines are better than oysters.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Proof you’re a (frank)ing idiot.

We have people that can’t solve housing concerns or the medical system but they can change the weather with a tax from low polluting country and expect results in 2060. Check.
- drexel

By people, you mean politicians?

Proof you’re a (frank)ing idiot.
- .HOHO.

One smells like bad hoo hoo and the other looks like snot.

Hard pass on both. 😂

One smells like bad hoo hoo and the other looks like snot.

Hard pass on both. 😂
- GalacticStone

It’s not about the smells tho, it’s the taste.

Oysters are poor people food.

Look up the history of NYC.

Real G’s eat sardines.

Agree all day! Terrifies me. We know so little eh
- Big23Questions

I’ve been to the ocean like,, 5 times.

And the last time I went i stepped on something big near the shore and it darted off. (frank) that. At least I’m freshwater lakes nothing will kill me.

It’s not about the smells tho, it’s the taste.

Oysters are poor people food.

Look up the history of NYC.

Real G’s eat sardines.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

😂😂😂

Says the guy living in a land locked province. Have you ever been to the East Coast?

My ass muscles hurt from an intense squats and glutes workout. I want to rub some BenGay on my tortured buttocks, but it is banned in Florida. I guess I go to bed with butthurt tonight. Thanks Florida.
- GalacticStone

You playing squat tag in an asparagus field again?

You playing squat tag in an asparagus field again?
- Woderwick

I feel like there is a rich history behind this joke. Who played tag exactly? Whose asparagus field was it? Was it African or Venezuelan squat tag?

Biblical.

https://www.newsweek.com/...es-rising-florida-1882008

- GalacticStone

My Junior B coach was in that movie.