So you load up your bread plate with all the bread you may eat?
- Gramps28

when I was in high school, aside from the brutal sodomy, one of the forms of discipline was that at lunch period you had to do maintenance in the cafeteria. sweep the floor, change the tablecloths, empty the trash cans etc.

one day I was on mopping duty and I stopped by a table with a bunch of my older brother`s friends and as I was heading back to get something they asked if I could get them some slices of bread (at the exit of the food line there was a table with slice upon slice of bread and little butter patties).

I grabbed about a dozen of each and then the discipline guy saw me and asked me if I was cleaning or if I decided I was going to be a waiter.

I figured he`d just beat me as usual but instead he made me sit at a table and eat all the bread and all the butter.

Anyone that eats pancakes/waffles without butter is a mutant

Anyone that eats pancakes/waffles without butter is a mutant
- Crimsoninja

maple syrup on mine, no butter.

maple syrup on mine, no butter.
- dt99999

Basically choosing to live life with one arm and one leg

Anyone that eats pancakes/waffles without butter is a mutant
- Crimsoninja

we're trying to calm people down, crims.

be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

Kings Poll:

Do you

A) use a butter dish
B) leave the butter in the wrapper and cut off a portion as needed

Anyone that eats pancakes/waffles without butter is a mutant
- Crimsoninja

Syrup only. Don't need the extra calories.

IMHO

how do you fry your eggs?
- dt99999

olive oil

edit: or bacon grease

olive oil
- Shutdown

hmm yeah I sometimes use that as well. I`m not sure how I determine which I will use on a given day

Kings Poll:

Do you

A) use a butter dish
B) leave the butter in the wrapper and cut off a portion as needed
- GudasNew

C) I just ROCK because I wanna ROCK

when I was in high school, aside from the brutal sodomy, one of the forms of discipline was that at lunch period you had to do maintenance in the cafeteria. sweep the floor, change the tablecloths, empty the trash cans etc.

one day I was on mopping duty and I stopped by a table with a bunch of my older brother`s friends and as I was heading back to get something they asked if I could get them some slices of bread (at the exit of the food line there was a table with slice upon slice of bread and little butter patties).

I grabbed about a dozen of each and then the discipline guy saw me and asked me if I was cleaning or if I decided I was going to be a waiter.

I figured he`d just beat me as usual but instead he made me sit at a table and eat all the bread and all the butter.
- dt99999

What the (frank)

C) I just ROCK because I wanna ROCK
- Not_Yan

lol you've really been affected by that band

What the (frank)
- PhillySportsGuy

never seen one of these?

- Gramps28[img][/img]

Ever heard of a vestigial tail?

So you load up your bread plate with all the bread you may eat?
- Gramps28

Don't tell me you put each piece on its own plate

Don't tell me you put each piece on its own plate
- nfph

no but you take one piece at a time.

no but you take one piece at a time.
- dt99999

...

...

So you pat piece 1, pat piece 2 and so on before spreading the butter on all of them.

for real?!?!



you cut the butter, put a little patty on your bread plate and then use your own knife to spread it.

nobody wants your cumbs in the main butter
- dt99999

remember when crim couldn't believe that pat of butter was a term

my butter usage is almost exclusive to restaurant bread
- Shutdown

yeah

when I was in high school, aside from the brutal sodomy, one of the forms of discipline was that at lunch period you had to do maintenance in the cafeteria. sweep the floor, change the tablecloths, empty the trash cans etc.

one day I was on mopping duty and I stopped by a table with a bunch of my older brother`s friends and as I was heading back to get something they asked if I could get them some slices of bread (at the exit of the food line there was a table with slice upon slice of bread and little butter patties).

I grabbed about a dozen of each and then the discipline guy saw me and asked me if I was cleaning or if I decided I was going to be a waiter.

I figured he`d just beat me as usual but instead he made me sit at a table and eat all the bread and all the butter.
- dt99999

lol

remember when crim couldn't believe that pat of butter was a term
- -davies-

he really is an idiot

C) I just ROCK because I wanna ROCK
- Not_Yan

Don't tell me you put each piece on its own plate
- nfph

no, like a civilized person I take one piece at a time.

no but you take one piece at a time.
- dt99999

they're hopeless.

remember when crim couldn't believe that pat of butter was a term
- -davies-

not surprising.