as i walked away i heard a hearty "DAAAAMMMMN!" from angry johnny and then hockey guy (who knows the extent of my hatred for andy) tell everybody "that was actually him taking it easy"
- kicksave856

Wow, you mic dropped on them

you guys should just (frank) already
- BINGO!

the closest i am willing to get to your proposal is to shove poseidon's trident so far up his ass it comes out of the top of his hollow (frank)ing head.

repeater guy sounds just like dave gilmour when he sings along with breathe.


(he doesn't)



it's uncanny.

the closest i am willing to get to your proposal is to shove poseidon's trident so far up his ass it comes out of the top of his hollow (frank)ing head.
- kicksave856

That's very poetic

That's very poetic
- Streit2ThePoint

i call it "the flourish"

bellemare

so i'm coming off the infamous bellmawr turnpike exit and some twat is behind me and tries to hit the gas (there's nowhere to go, mind you, it's bumper to bumper). then she throws her hands up in the air because i had to hit my brakes, you know, since there are cars in front of me. so i chuck her a quick finger. no big deal.

then we get to the light where i usually make the left and she gives me the finger. of course she's already displayed her level of intelligence and she doesn't realize that since she's in bumper to bumper traffic she has no way to get away. so i pulled up next to her and asked her "just so i'm clear, you're pissed off because you can't find some magical way to drive through or cut off all these people?" and she just sits there with this female dog ass look on her face. i don't know where it came from but all of a sudden i opened my mouth and out came "preferential treatment is for pretty girls, hun. not girls like you."

and with that she got mega rattled and i smiled and rolled my window up and went home.

so i'm coming off the infamous bellmawr turnpike exit and some twat is behind me and tries to hit the gas (there's nowhere to go, mind you, it's bumper to bumper). then she throws her hands up in the air because i had to hit my brakes, you know, since there are cars in front of me. so i chuck her a quick finger. no big deal.

then we get to the light where i usually make the left and she gives me the finger. of course she's already displayed her level of intelligence and she doesn't realize that since she's in bumper to bumper traffic she has no way to get away. so i pulled up next to her and asked her "just so i'm clear, you're pissed off because you can't find some magical way to drive through or cut off all these people?" and she just sits there with this female dog ass look on her face. i don't know where it came from but all of a sudden i opened my mouth and out came "preferential treatment is for pretty girls, hun. not girls like you."

and with that she got mega rattled and i smiled and rolled my window up and went home.
- kicksave856

i loved your first line, but thought the next line was a bit too much, but then the smile and window roll following the rattling made it work i guess

overall B+

i loved your first line, but thought the next line was a bit too much, but then the smile and window roll following the rattling made it work i guess

overall B+
- Crimsoninja

afterward i thought the second line was really too mean because she actually wasn't very pretty so she may end up swinging from the rafters in her attic tonight.

but then i thought about her biitchy (frank)ing face and how entitled she seemed to truly believe she was while driving and it made me feel like the second line was necessary and okay.

i think she needed this.

afterward i thought the second line was really too mean because she actually wasn't very pretty so she may end up swinging from the rafters in her attic tonight.

but then i thought about her biitchy (frank)ing face and how entitled she seemed to truly believe she was while driving and it made me feel like the second line was necessary and okay.

i think she needed this.
- kicksave856

I'm praying for a good hanging

I'm praying for a good hanging
- KINGKENZO

it was really the throwing the hands up and the look on her face when she tried to go while we all were stopped.

girl or guy, pretty or ugly, whatever. it's just like where do you think you're going to go? and why do you think you're somehow above getting stuck in traffic? do you think you should be airlifted out of this life altering situation? are you mariah carey?!

._.

._.
- -davies-

oh i knew you'd love it.

sexist. bullying. lol

it was really the throwing the hands up and the look on her face when she tried to go while we all were stopped.

girl or guy, pretty or ugly, whatever. it's just like where do you think you're going to go? and why do you think you're somehow above getting stuck in traffic? do you think you should be airlifted out of this life altering situation? are you mariah carey?!
- kicksave856

I love Mariah Carey's crazy ass

I love Mariah Carey's crazy ass
- KINGKENZO

she really is nuts. didn't she eff up singing again on new years? isn't that like the second time she did that?

she really is nuts. didn't she eff up singing again on new years? isn't that like the second time she did that?
- kicksave856

Sing one of her own songs haha....she reminds me of a brazzers girl

Sing one of her own songs haha....she reminds me of a brazzers girl
- KINGKENZO

as i walked away i heard a hearty "DAAAAMMMMN!" from angry johnny and then hockey guy (who knows the extent of my hatred for andy) tell everybody "that was actually him taking it easy"
- kicksave856

wait...you're not angry johnny?

wait...you're not angry johnny?
- Gramps28

no no.

i think they just call me john. or bumhole. not sure i get a cool nickname from them like they get from me.

no no.

i think they just call me john. or bumhole. not sure i get a cool nickname from them like they get from me.
- kicksave856

long johns liver

so i'm coming off the infamous bellmawr turnpike exit and some twat is behind me and tries to hit the gas (there's nowhere to go, mind you, it's bumper to bumper). then she throws her hands up in the air because i had to hit my brakes, you know, since there are cars in front of me. so i chuck her a quick finger. no big deal.

then we get to the light where i usually make the left and she gives me the finger. of course she's already displayed her level of intelligence and she doesn't realize that since she's in bumper to bumper traffic she has no way to get away. so i pulled up next to her and asked her "just so i'm clear, you're pissed off because you can't find some magical way to drive through or cut off all these people?" and she just sits there with this female dog ass look on her face. i don't know where it came from but all of a sudden i opened my mouth and out came "preferential treatment is for pretty girls, hun. not girls like you."

and with that she got mega rattled and i smiled and rolled my window up and went home.
- kicksave856

I was about to say this is no way to treat a pretty girl, but now that I know she's an uggo, I think you may have been too lenient

long johns liver
- twiztedmike

*groans*

I was about to say this is no way to treat a pretty girl, but now that I know she's an uggo, I think you may have been too lenient
- PhillySportsGuy

http://ringtones.convey2w...rkley-Thatwasterrible.mp3

I was about to say this is no way to treat a pretty girl, but now that I know she's an uggo, I think you may have been too lenient
- PhillySportsGuy

lol

I would give my left nut for Barkov