I would have flushed the dark piss

I would have flushed the dark piss
- PhillySportsGuy

damn, that was some deep pondering.

anyone have an interest in any flyers tickets let me know, there is a select few available
- watsonnostaw

Yes, but I will be leaving 8 minutes before the game ends in order to avoid traffic

damn, that was some deep pondering.
- aightwebang17

I like peeing in a clean environment

SNL made their cuts today and this guy didn't make it but this whole skit was hilarious IMO!

ill give you 100 bucks
- flyfan1212

I would have flushed the dark piss
- PhillySportsGuy

Just presented the whole scenario again to someone over the weekend

It's a very complex sociological question, imo

SNL made their cuts today and this guy didn't make it but this whole skit was hilarious IMO!


- aightwebang17

Yeah didn't really care for him but I remember seeing this and thought it was pretty funny. Love the hair.

Is he serious with this shiit:
- aightwebang17

My taint hair has better taste in pop culture than this mutant. He always talks poop on the cinematic masterpieces of The Godfather 1&2...you can't trust a dude like that

My taint hair has better taste in pop culture than this mutant. He always talks poop on the cinematic masterpieces of The Godfather 1&2...you can't trust a dude like that
- KINGKENZO

what about a lady

what about a lady
- -davies-

or dave.

what about a lady
- -davies-

Women have different sensibilities, but a women that likes and appreciates them is a gigantic plus

or dave.
- kicksave856

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Winning, hello.
- aightwebang17

amazingly winning returns when thejonathans departs

Yes, but I will be leaving 8 minutes before the game ends in order to avoid traffic
- PhillySportsGuy

you had your chance, you (frank)ed up and I turned my back on you

Chinese intern says you can serve going off the side...It is how the (frank) ing game is played, God dang Americans and the cop out.... Then he went off in Chinese.... I think he called us all mother(frank)ers
- penguininnevada

he clarified later that only Americans want the serve to go past the "end" of the table due to laziness, round eye needs it right in front of them so they dont have to do poop this is all moot during beer pong... the finest players in the world look to perfect this shot that fat Americans with entitlement look to avoid ...


I forgot the rest but he was pissed

he clarified later that only Americans want the serve to go past the "end" of the table due to laziness, round eye needs it right in front of them so they dont have to do poop this is all moot during beer pong... the finest players in the world look to perfect this shot that fat Americans with entitlement look to avoid ...


I forgot the rest but he was pissed
- watsonnostaw

tell him i said i'm sorry he has to resort to cheap bullpoop in order to succeed at the table

tell him i said i'm sorry he has to resort to cheap bullpoop in order to succeed at the table
- Crimsoninja

i will inform him you play off of a milk crate to get the correct height to see over the net and that side table play is not possible

i will inform him you play off of a milk crate to get the correct height to see over the net and that side table play is not possible
- watsonnostaw

just tell him what i said

you had your chance, you (frank)ed up and I turned my back on you
- watsonnostaw

just tell him what i said
- Crimsoninja

i will milk crate

just tell him what i said
- Crimsoninja

I misrepresented myself the other night as it was late. I believe it's a biitch move to make a rule that says you can't side serve. But I will gladly adhere to house rules.

I misrepresented myself the other night as it was late. I believe it's a biitch move to make a rule that says you can't side serve. But I will gladly adhere to house rules.
- aightwebang17

i refuse to do it, regardless of house rules

i refuse to do it, regardless of house rules
- Crimsoninja

Bad house guest