the world is not ready for such an army
- Pat1993

i just ordered a tree house so i'm safe.

i just ordered a tree house so i'm safe.
- kicksave856

I will let you know we may be little but we are very agile mother(frank)ers

I will let you know we may be little but we are very agile mother(frank)ers
- Pat1993

i will just make friends with your people by purchasing and donating stilts to every person.

pogo sticks for the kids.

i will just make friends with your people by purchasing and donating stilts to every person.
- kicksave856

we'll probably burn them, we don't want to be like you "normies"

pogo sticks for the kids.
- kicksave856

damn, it's been a while since I've eaten a pogo lol

*skips in*

*skips in*
- Gramps28

- Pat1993

- Pat1993

you apparently don't know what skipping is. that ain't skipping no matter what google thinks.

this is skipping.

also disturbing AF

you apparently don't know what skipping is. that ain't skipping no matter what google thinks.

this is skipping.

- Gramps28

ohhh, so now you're the know-it-all linguist?

what's this rock doing?




*sigh*

also disturbing AF
- Gramps28

hey if I had groceries I needed to get across a lake he'd be my guy

*skips in*
- Gramps28

Hello Gramps28. I hope everything is well

ohhh, so now you're the know-it-all linguist?

what's this rock doing?




*sigh*
- Pat1993

it is skimming after one hop.

linguist?

Hello Gramps28. I hope everything is well
- mr.peanut

everything is everything

deadpoulet is coming to town

everything is everything
- Gramps28

everything is in your ass

that's how you make an entrance, kids

deadpoulet is coming to town
- deadpoulet

This is so exciting!

hey if I had groceries I needed to get across a lake he'd be my guy
- Pat1993

it is skimming after one hop.

linguist?
- Gramps28

pretty sure "skipping stones" is a thing, "skimming stones" sounds kinda weird.


and yes, a language expert loll

pretty sure "skipping stones" is a thing, "skimming stones" sounds kinda weird.


and yes, a language expert loll
- Pat1993

- deadpoulet

"so you're saying you're an expert? no, you're not"... classic stuff lololl

pretty sure "skipping stones" is a thing, "skimming stones" sounds kinda weird.


and yes, a language expert loll
- Pat1993

look dingbat. skipping stones is a thing. that stone hopped once and then skimmed across the lake.




fun fact. there is competitive skipping stones.