Are you living in the 1700's? Welcome to 2023. Can I recommend you read Dawkins or Hitchens?
- AdamFrench

Totally agree with this one.

I would pick Christians because they've probably worked with their hands more...however you want to take that.
- AdamFrench

Ha ha

I don’t know who or what Jesus Christ was but he must have been something.

I don’t know who or what Jesus Christ was but he must have been something.
- shack67

I think of him as an enlightened person like the Buddha, or Dubas.

Dammit, I don't want to like a Tkachuk!!!!

https://twitter.com/FlaPa...tatus/1639103041050640384

Ha ha
- shack67

Not even joking. The two people I would go to are my father-in-law (Anglican) and my buddy ("spiritual" whatever the (frank) that means), both dudes are pure garage heads and can fix most anything.

I would help anybody and have, outside of something stupid. I only have one life to live since it's all mud afterwards.

I think of him as an enlightened person like the Buddha, or Dubas.
- Zezel

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...

Don't talk him up too much. Santo will give himself friction blisters with all the jerking off to Knies and his "big body" will do in a leaf uniform.
- Aaron_85

These are the kind of posts that you were banning people for.

Calder Cup, or Calder Trophy?

Or both?
- Atomic Wedgie

The AHL championship thingy.

Goddammit Wedgie!!! Calder Cup or Calder Trophy, (frank)ing tomato/tomatoe-sauce-with-bacon-and-sausage-doublecheese-pizza....same (frank)ing thing dude.

So specific.

Dammit, I don't want to like a Tkachuk!!!!

https://twitter.com/FlaPa...tatus/1639103041050640384
- Atomic Wedgie

Solid comments from him. Reimer should take a listen.

I think of him as an enlightened person like the Buddha, or Dubas.
- Zezel

Ha. He must have been amazing. People have been persecuted for believing in him for all these years.

If the lights go out and stay out and you and your family are on the run, you come to a fork in the road. The sign says christians one way and atheists the other, which way do you choose to go?

I pick christians because I believe that there is a much better chance of getting help than the alternative.
- shack67

This makes zero sense. That won't happen. It's not This Is The End. Michael Cera is not gonna lose his phone and snort coke. Danny McBride is not gonna have Channing Tatum on a leash in a gimp suit and whack off all over James Franco's house. Lastly, Seth Rogen is not gonna light a joint with his halo and dance with the Backstreet Boys in Heaven. Get your head out of you ass kiddo.

The AHL championship thingy.

Goddammit Wedgie!!! Calder Cup or Calder Trophy, (frank)ing tomato/tomatoe-sauce-with-bacon-and-sausage-doublecheese-pizza....same (frank)ing thing dude.

So specific.
- underhill14

Uh no. Calder trophy is NHL... rookie of the year. That mustache guy we have has one.

This makes zero sense. That won't happen. It's not This Is The End. Michael Cera is not gonna lose his phone and snort coke. Danny McBride is not gonna have Channing Tatum on a leash in a gimp suit and whack off all over James Franco's house. Lastly, Seth Rogen is not gonna light a joint with his halo and dance with the Backstreet Boys in Heaven. Get your head out of you ass kiddo.
- Tee-Dot

Jesus

Jesus
- shack67

Yes?

Ha. He must have been amazing. People have been persecuted for believing in him for all these years.
- shack67

There's a pretty cool thing called the Jefferson Bible, where Thomas Jefferson edited the bible by physically cutting and pasting it to exclude the supernatural and include only the moral teachings of Jesus.

A lot of the Bible is misunderstood by taking it literally. Like the parting of the Red Sea is the story of a successful slave uprising turned into a myth. Probably a thousand years from now when Chat GPT's descendants dig up our culture, some robots will revere Django, but it is a myth about a real thing.

There's a pretty cool thing called the Jefferson Bible, where Thomas Jefferson edited the bible by physically cutting and pasting it to exclude the supernatural and include only the moral teachings of Jesus.

A lot of the Bible is misunderstood by taking it literally. Like the parting of the Red Sea is the story of a successful slave uprising turned into a myth. Probably a thousand years from now when Chat GPT's descendants dig up our culture, some robots will revere Django, but it is a myth about a real thing.
- Zezel

Django Unchained?

Django Unchained?
- Tee-Dot

Yeah, it's fiction but it's a myth about slavery and emancipation.

Yeah, it's fiction but it's a myth about slavery and emancipation.
- Zezel

Off topic but have you seen Everything, Everywhere, All At Once yet?

new blog everyone

There's a pretty cool thing called the Jefferson Bible, where Thomas Jefferson edited the bible by physically cutting and pasting it to exclude the supernatural and include only the moral teachings of Jesus.

A lot of the Bible is misunderstood by taking it literally. Like the parting of the Red Sea is the story of a successful slave uprising turned into a myth. Probably a thousand years from now when Chat GPT's descendants dig up our culture, some robots will revere Django, but it is a myth about a real thing.
- Zezel

This is true but most North American Christians don’t base their belief structure from the Bible, they believe what others tell them the Bible means. Homosexuality is a good example. Polls show that the majority of members of most Christian churches in the US accept homosexuality. It is only the Mormons and evangelicals that don’t. Unfortunately, evangelicals carry a lot of power within the right wing of American politics and right wing politicians pander to them with policies and language that are very anti-gay.

new blog everyone
- mikeinbuffalo

Knew this was coming half way through my post

Anybody can believe whatever the hell they want to believe. Nobody's gonna ram any poop down my throat. Opinions are like bumholes... everyone's got one and most of them stink. Personally, in my opinion, people can take their religion, turn that sumbich sideways and stick it right up their rudy-poo candy asses.

So we got a big fat story book that's more far fetched than a Michael Bay movie. Earth is only 12,000 years old, splitting a sea, superhuman strength from hair, Star Wars theme with Jesus/Anakin having no dad. C'mon. I've been to church and was segregated because my family was in a different income bracket.

They force us to pay 10 percent in tithes so they could go live in their Bridle Path style homes. (frank) them. I'm a good person and I don't need to pay money to some retard read a book that I can read for free otherwise he'll threaten Ill go to hell.
- Tee-Dot

There's a pretty cool thing called the Jefferson Bible, where Thomas Jefferson edited the bible by physically cutting and pasting it to exclude the supernatural and include only the moral teachings of Jesus.

A lot of the Bible is misunderstood by taking it literally. Like the parting of the Red Sea is the story of a successful slave uprising turned into a myth. Probably a thousand years from now when Chat GPT's descendants dig up our culture, some robots will revere Django, but it is a myth about a real thing.
- Zezel

That sounds like an interesting read. My wife is a believer and her biggest worry is what’s to become of me. She belongs to a small church that follows the gospel to the letter. When I go with her I’m treated like a rock star just for showing up.

The best part is that they don’t ask for money. Apparently the church has enough wealthy members throughout the world who give freely to keep the church going.

I’ve had many debates with these people on various topics. They believe homosexuality is a choice that people make, not something that you’ve always been.

Uh no. Calder trophy is NHL... rookie of the year. That mustache guy we have has one.
- Tee-Dot

I know Tee, must've had the sarcasm keyboard button shut off.