I am not sure what is more tragi-comic. That you provide a condition for a result to be the result itself, or that after it being pointed out, you still don't see it.

Guy, you missed your calling. You should 've been on tv: a late night sidekick, ed Mcmahon style. Or maybe as a character on the Monty Python shows.

Shades of Yogi Berra there. But Berra worked on those 1-liners.

For you, you would have just had to be you.
- PT21

This is your default response when you've been outmaneuvered. You simply can't handle it. It's also hysterical in how you always tend to overcomplicate the simplest of things. In how someone who claims to be a superior being and highly intelligent, can't understand the simple concept of winning. Displaying your elitist arrogance. That you don't have to be a great team to win the Super Bowl measured against other teams of the past. You simply have to be the best team currently. Which the Eagles are. We'll see if that continues. You have been dismal in your read on the season to this point. Anointing the 49ers and then they go on a 3 game losing streak. While the Eagles, as flawed as they may be, just keep on winning.

What else do you have bozo?

This is your default response when you've been outmaneuvered. You simply can't handle it. It's also hysterical in how you always tend to overcomplicate the simplest of things. In how someone who claims to be a superior being and highly intelligent, can't understand the simple concept of winning. Displaying your elitist arrogance. That you don't have to be a great team to win the Super Bowl measured against other teams of the past. You simply have to be the best team currently. Which the Eagles are. We'll see if that continues. You have been dismal in your read on the season to this point. Anointing the 49ers and then they go on a 3 game losing streak. While the Eagles, as flawed as they may be, just keep on winning.

What else do you have bozo?
- MJL

Now look here, my man. After reading this incoherent, apoplectic rant (replete with very tell-tale giggling and laugh emojis), it is pretty clear I am conversing with a guy who is off in the head, tries hard to pretend otherwise, but now is showing the cracks under pressure.

But I have good news for you. This could be part of your act. The host of the show that has you on could simply repeat your Yogi-Berraisms (like I did) and you could then have a magnificent meltdown like above. You could jump up and down on the chair a la Tom Cruise, while screaming cryptic stuff about elitism, maybe drop your pants and run around, maybe even trash the set.

Dude, it would be epic. I am talking tee-shirts, posters, coffee mugs. You would be a household name. Your kids would be super stoked.

PM me if you are interested. We could try and find an agent.

Now look here, my man. After reading this incoherent, apoplectic rant (replete with very tell-tale giggling and laugh emojis), it is pretty clear I am conversing with a guy who is off in the head, tries hard to pretend otherwise, but now is showing the cracks under pressure.

But I have good news for you. This could be part of your act. The host of the show that has you on could simply repeat your Yogi-Berraisms (like I did) and you could then have a magnificent meltdown like above. You could jump up and down on the chair a la Tom Cruise, while screaming cryptic stuff about elitism, maybe drop your pants and run around, maybe even trash the set.

Dude, it would be epic. I am talking tee-shirts, posters, coffee mugs. You would be a household name. Your kids would be super stoked.

PM me if you are interested. We could try and find an agent.
- PT21

Your entire post is absent of any content on the subject matter of the discussion. Giving away a few clues. One that you know that you're completely wrong, which is why you moved the conversation into a personal direction in the first place. Secondly and most importantly, how little of a man you are. You simply can't handle that I'm smarter than you are. Or that anyone is smarter than you are. You never could. Which is why I keep coming at you. To keep you exactly where you belong and in the proper place. Down with the rest of the elitist left wing snobs. It's rather easy. Just challenge them with facts and simple logic and they explode just as you have. It's very entertaining.

What else do you have bozo?