- Atomic Wedgie

Yet here I am like a (frank)ing chump pre-paying for my stay at a hotel and them holding my credit card number ransom if I blow up the room and rub poo on the walls in a drunken sex fueled rage.

I feel like Gretzky is the best two way centre.
- Zezel

I think prime Tyler Bozak was close.

Yet here I am like a (frank)ing chump pre-paying for my stay at a hotel and them holding my credit card number ransom if I blow up the room and rub poo on the walls in a drunken sex fueled rage.
- AdamFrench

your reputation precedes you

I feel you may have needed to have watched more hockey games. 😜

Datsyuk
Clarke
Trottier
Carbonneau
The Great one.

"Ever" is a long time
- Fakepartofme

Are we really not going to mention Gainey - the guy they invented the Selke Award for?

I think prime Tyler Bozak was close.
- Snot Dillingham

Good call

Good call
- Zezel

Are we really not going to mention Gainey - the guy they invented the Selke Award for?
- Atomic Wedgie

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.
- Cush29

I mean, it's gotta be Bozak, right?

Are we really not going to mention Gainey - the guy they invented the Selke Award for?
- Atomic Wedgie

not one peep about gordon roberts

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.
- Cush29

I'm like 93% certain I know who it was.

Are we really not going to mention Gainey - the guy they invented the Selke Award for?
- Atomic Wedgie

The two-way part puts a huge asterisk on the entire award.

Bergeron/Datsyuk/Kopitar/Barkov are definitely in the "Amazing defensively...but they can also score like an elite player" versus the Gainey/Carbonneau/Lehtonen/J. Staal types

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.
- Cush29

Keon?

Yet here I am like a (frank)ing chump pre-paying for my stay at a hotel and them holding my credit card number ransom if I blow up the room and rub poo on the walls in a drunken sex fueled rage.
- AdamFrench

Well next time stay at my Air BNB - it's gotta a dumpster behind Quiznos theme vibe and there's no credit required!

I'm like 93% certain I know who it was.
- Monkeypunk

If I recall correctly it might have been in '93 no?

Well next time stay at my Air BNB - it's gotta a dumpster behind Quiznos theme vibe and there's no credit required!
- Zezel

free quiznos is a pretty big perk

Keon?
- AdamFrench

Too early idiot. Has to be Gilmour or Sittler.

free quiznos is a pretty big perk
- TheMussel

Speaking of dumpster food, I tried this app Too Good To Go. It gives you deals on day-olds from restaurants and bakeries and stuff. It's a surprise though, you just pay and then pick up whatever they put in the surprise bag. I got like 6 pounds of poopty pizza from Pizza Pizza for 13 bucks. I don't feel so good. Thanks for letting me share.

Too early idiot. Has to be Gilmour or Sittler.
- AdamFrench

The two-way part puts a huge asterisk on the entire award.

Bergeron/Datsyuk/Kopitar/Barkov are definitely in the "Amazing defensively...but they can also score like an elite player" versus the Gainey/Carbonneau/Lehtonen/J. Staal types
- AdamFrench

Yeah but you put any of those guys against Gretzky and Gretzky scores against them more than they score against him. Ergo, his defense is better.

Leafs only hope is to be the road team. They have no home advantage at the morgue that is the SBC.
- Old Pappy

Heck, there will be more true Leaf fans in Florida than there would be at the SBC

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.
- Cush29

Dude.

C'mon.

You really think I wouldn't get that one?

Only 1 Leaf has ever won it.

Guess who without cheating.
- Cush29

Kessel

Keon?
- AdamFrench

You are thinking of the Sulking Award.

Speaking of dumpster food, I tried this app Too Good To Go. It gives you deals on day-olds from restaurants and bakeries and stuff. It's a surprise though, you just pay and then pick up whatever they put in the surprise bag. I got like 6 pounds of poopty pizza from Pizza Pizza for 13 bucks. I don't feel so good. Thanks for letting me share.
- Zezel

My friend in Edinburgh talks about that. He gets Combo Platters/Grab Bags from random restaurants as they're going to throw it our for 12 GBP. Once got 4lbs of shrimp dumplings.

drexel likes his pho spicy