You can and you will. Hockey talk is too important to be left to megadowner Leaf fans. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for hockey talk. I can no longer sit back and allow megadowner infiltration, megadowner indoctrination, megadowner subversion, and the international megadowner conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
- Zezel

Did you order the code blue?

I could make a million dollars starting up THE ANGRY OLD MAN WEDDING PLANNING COMPANY.

I could save everyone 50% of their wedding costs.

Those stupid gifts that everyone gets at the table? Bomboniere? Nope. Nobody has ever received a good one ever, and nobody has ever kept one past 2 months. They go straight to the trash.

Floral centre pieces? Frank right off. Nobody cares. Don't spend $150 per table. If you have to have flowers, order 14 FTD Pick Me Up Bouquets and have them delivered to the restaurant/country club/hall - you'll still be saving $100 a table.

Don't rent an antique car or a horse and carriage to be driven to the wedding.

Don't hire a videographer. You'll never watch the video, ever. Photographer is fine.

I swear, Lawsie, all you need to do is get me a little drunk, and I can go on an epic rant about the military wedding complex, which will scare the prospective brides and grooms into spending their money sensibly.
- Atomic Wedgie

As someone in a relationship with a woman who wants to get married, I can read this poop all day man.

Did you order the code blue?
- Atomic Wedgie

We're mixing references here but YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KOOL AID

FORGET IT MARGE IT'S CHINATOWN

WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN A PILE OF GOO THAT USED TO BE KADRI'S ELBOW

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You can and you will. Hockey talk is too important to be left to megadowner Leaf fans. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for hockey talk. I can no longer sit back and allow megadowner infiltration, megadowner indoctrination, megadowner subversion, and the international megadowner conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
- Zezel

Oh I always cheer and I’m happy to watch with a beer in a megapleasant way.

Just giving Florida credit, even after last game.

As someone in a relationship with a woman who wants to get married, I can read this poop all day man.
- Zezel

$51.

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And then you do that stupid "whoever at the table who has their birthday closest to today's date gets to keep the centrepiece."

Every guy would immediately dump the flowers and keep the smiley face coffee mug.

Blammo! ANGRY OLD MAN WEDDING PLANNING COMPANY just saved you $1,000, and made your event waaaaaaay more memorable than people walking away with crappy flowers in dollar store vases.

I could do this all day, Zezzie.

All franking day.

I could make a million dollars starting up THE ANGRY OLD MAN WEDDING PLANNING COMPANY.

I could save everyone 50% of their wedding costs.

Those stupid gifts that everyone gets at the table? Bomboniere? Nope. Nobody has ever received a good one ever, and nobody has ever kept one past 2 months. They go straight to the trash.

Floral centre pieces? Frank right off. Nobody cares. Don't spend $150 per table. If you have to have flowers, order 14 FTD Pick Me Up Bouquets and have them delivered to the restaurant/country club/hall - you'll still be saving $100 a table.

Don't rent an antique car or a horse and carriage to be driven to the wedding.

Don't hire a videographer. You'll never watch the video, ever. Photographer is fine.

I swear, Lawsie, all you need to do is get me a little drunk, and I can go on an epic rant about the military wedding complex, which will scare the prospective brides and grooms into spending their money sensibly.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm with you 100%. I agree - weddings are (frank)ed up - but if you're going to one we all just need to accept that it's a fancy night out and you gotta pay accordingly.

A good basic restaurant wedding ....$100 per plate and about $80 per person for an open bar ...add in a funky little jazz singer and you need $250 from each guest just to maybe break even on the venue.

My basic rule of thumb ...good wedding with good food and drink ...$4-500 for me and Ms. Lawsie. If the wedding singer is hot ...maybe a little more. Big hall wedding with generic food and drink and 500+ guests ....$300 for both of us.

As someone in a relationship with a woman who wants to get married, I can read this poop all day man.
- Zezel

The key is to get her to read it....and understand it