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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Aug 16 @ 10:18 AM ET
I shaved my big beard
- deadpoulet


How did he take it?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 10:29 AM ET
I shaved my big beard
- deadpoulet

was it like a zz top beard?
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 16 @ 10:33 AM ET
was it like a zz top beard?
- kicksave856


not all that much, but a good one.

I found some better razors at the pharmacy at well do the job easier

I think I hate shaving more than the stupid laundry
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 16 @ 10:34 AM ET
How did he take it?
- BINGO!


he? mr peanut? maybe?
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 10:35 AM ET
not all that much, but a good one.

I found some better razors at the pharmacy at well do the job easier

I think I hate shaving more than the stupid laundry

- deadpoulet


Yeah, I hate shaving... I grow it til it bothers me, shave it off, rinse, repeat.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 10:38 AM ET
not all that much, but a good one.

I found some better razors at the pharmacy at well do the job easier

I think I hate shaving more than the stupid laundry

- deadpoulet

i just use my clippers with no attachment on them. put the flat part against your face and shave it like that. it's super fast and easy to do and you end up with a nice 5 o'clock shadow look instead of razor irritation. i only use razors to shave my neck so i don't look like i'm from arkansas or some poop.
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 16 @ 10:45 AM ET
Yeah, I hate shaving... I grow it til it bothers me, shave it off, rinse, repeat.
- Mashadar

pretty much the same
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Aug 16 @ 11:00 AM ET
not all that much, but a good one.

I found some better razors at the pharmacy at well do the job easier

I think I hate shaving more than the stupid laundry

- deadpoulet

I had an ingrown hair on my neck and shaved my homeless beard. Bled like a stuck pig. Was really annoying.
AGalchenyuk27
Utah Hockey Club
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Aug 16 @ 11:00 AM ET
pretty much the same
- deadpoulet

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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 11:03 AM ET
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- AGalchenyuk27

that really is a glorious beard.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 16 @ 11:12 AM ET
that really is a glorious beard.
- kicksave856


that particular breed are actually amish chicken

amish-chicken
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 16 @ 11:14 AM ET
that really is a glorious beard.
- kicksave856



deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 16 @ 11:15 AM ET
that particular breed are actually amish chicken

amish-chicken

- Pat1993


yes, of course
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 16 @ 11:18 AM ET
yes, of course
- deadpoulet


Jebediah never shaves his beard, it's illegal where he lives.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 11:20 AM ET
that particular breed are actually amish chicken

amish-chicken

- Pat1993

they built their own henhouse with some 2x4s, ropes, leverage, and elbow grease.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 11:20 AM ET

- deadpoulet

see, that was just a terrible look. he needs to lay the clippers flat..
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 16 @ 11:23 AM ET
they built their own henhouse with some 2x4s, ropes, leverage, and elbow grease.
- kicksave856



Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 11:23 AM ET
i just use my clippers with no attachment on them. put the flat part against your face and shave it like that. it's super fast and easy to do and you end up with a nice 5 o'clock shadow look instead of razor irritation. i only use razors to shave my neck so i don't look like i'm from arkansas or some poop.
- kicksave856



Yeah, same.

Razor's for the clean-up / close part.

Also, can't believe you have something against Arkansas Sexy Look.

Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 11:25 AM ET

- Pat1993


Zero chance I stand there, even if they can tell me it is 100% safe.

I'd be like... just CGI that poop.

Also, that might be my fav Al video.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 16 @ 11:28 AM ET
Zero chance I stand there, even if they can tell me it is 100% safe.

I'd be like... just CGI that poop.

Also, that might be my fav Al video.

- Mashadar


I'm guessing they used some sort of foam, and not actual heavy wooden beams lol.



also it is an awesome video indeed, a Weird Al classic for sure. fun fact, Coolio wasn't down with him making the parody at first, but changed his mind later on.
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 11:30 AM ET
I'm guessing they used some sort of foam, and not actual heavy wooden beams lol.



also it is an awesome video indeed, a Weird Al classic for sure. fun fact, Coolio wasn't down with him making the parody at first, but changed his mind later on.

- Pat1993


Yeah, saw a video about that a few years back on youtube... I would think it would be an honour to have a song parodied by Weird Al - not only because it is funny - but because he seems to be one of the nicest guys out there and you know he is not being malicious at all.


kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 16 @ 11:32 AM ET

- Pat1993

friggin weird al
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 16 @ 11:33 AM ET
Yeah, saw a video about that a few years back on youtube... I would think it would be an honour to have a song parodied by Weird Al - not only because it is funny - but because he seems to be one of the nicest guys out there and you know he is not being malicious at all.
- Mashadar



exactly, and most of the time he isn't really making a parody of the artist or the lyrics themselves, he just chooses a random different topic and makes a whole new song out of it. the dude is actually very talented, considering everything he's done imho.
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 11:37 AM ET
Also, anyone try the new Montreal waterpark today?

Getting hot out, was thinking about heading down...
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Aug 16 @ 11:39 AM ET
exactly, and most of the time he isn't really making a parody of the artist or the lyrics themselves, he just chooses a random different topic and makes a whole new song out of it. the dude is actually very talented, considering everything he's done imho.
- Pat1993


Yeah, the guy took a weird accordion comedy bit and turned it into something awesome.
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