not bad for a softSwede

Weather won't go to poop until wednesday night into thursday morning.

I stocked up on everything today.

Food, gas, water, weed, whiskey, batteries, etc.

Stores were insane asylums. You'd think they were giving poop away.
- GalacticStone

Stay safe Stoner!

Wait. You losers watch preseason games?

Well THAT was ECHL level. 🤮🤮🤮

Well THAT was ECHL level. 🤮🤮🤮
- Roadrunner75

checkmate for Mattinen

Bloody Caesar >>>>> Bloody Mary
- Atomic Wedgie

Both are absolute garbage

Wait. You losers watch preseason games?
- drexel

Not really, I'm just here mostly for the smartassery.

But yeah, Pontus Holmberg fought a guy, so there's that.

5 unanswered goals against the awful Isles is nice

Well at least this tandem looked better- against a better lineup too.

Game 1
.870
.727

Game 2
.939
.909

- GalacticStone

That is some tasty bourbon... On the rocks or straight up.

That is some tasty bourbon... On the rocks or straight up.
- Darksyde

One day I'll tell my hepotologist that I only drank Basil Hayden, and he'll say : worth it.

- GalacticStone

Great bourbon

Jesus (frank)ing Christ. What the (frank) is that? A salad?

Putting asparagus in a drink can get you shot in Florida. That's valid reason to invoke Stand Your Ground.
- GalacticStone

It's the way to tell if someone is Canadian - they know what a Caesar is, and they love it.

Look at that, look at it. I want you to look at that because isn't that beautiful?

Another small forward that can't score

Another small forward that can't score
- AdamFrench

you think Matthews injury is season ending or career ending?

you think Matthews injury is season ending or career ending?
- Symba007

Career obs. Greedy pencil necked pedo stached bastard got his pay day.

Career obs. Greedy pencil necked pedo stached bastard got his pay day.
- AdamFrench

oh well, Auston "Ron" Matthews "Jeremy" will be moving on to his 2nd career any time now.

Look at that, look at it. I want you to look at that because isn't that beautiful?
- Zezel

OK. You won. I am on board for this. The alcohol directly to my liver and the food straight into my facehole.

I'm hungry. But gotta run some errands first before I eat and start bunkering down for a glancing blow from a major hurricane (if the forecasts hold up).

Need to bring in a bunch of poop from the yard so it doesn't go flying around.

Mathews season done.. Shoulder surgery

Mathews season done.. Shoulder surgery
- Azuredoom

Perfect.
All part of the plan.

Or maybe youre full of poop?


https://x.com/markhmaster...58ufICEB0y2j01sHAgdQ&s=19

Look at that, look at it. I want you to look at that because isn't that beautiful?
- Zezel

Lunch time

Perfect.
All part of the plan.

Or maybe youre full of poop?


https://x.com/markhmaster...58ufICEB0y2j01sHAgdQ&s=19
- Fakepartofme

if the eyes are brown, they are full of it.

if the eyes are brown, they are full of it.
- dmnted

lol - dat was a proper experiment