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Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Saturday @ 10:11 AM ET
I want to poo on the chest of people who claim Autumn as a beautiful time of year. Pumpkin spice everything is disgusting. End of the beautiful summer weather and season is NOTHING to celebrate. Especially raking leaves. If it wasn't for hockey I'd rather just die.
- systemtool


I also miss hanging on the porch and deck. *sighs*
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 10:11 AM ET
As long as there's beer, does it really matter?
- systemtool


Nah
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Saturday @ 10:12 AM ET
445 am or pm
- Zezel


Good ol’ am
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Saturday @ 10:13 AM ET
I love pumpkin pie but not into most of pumpkin spice seasonal concoctions. I did make a mango peach pumpkin spice hot sauce that is great.

But autumn is pumpkin pie, fall colours, Halloween, hockey, football, Thanksgiving stuffing, the advent season come on tool autumn is great say the words

- Zezel



I hate you for being right...
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Saturday @ 10:20 AM ET
I also miss hanging on the porch and deck. *sighs*
- Dozzer


Yes! you get it!



pregame drinking has begun. I swear these cups get smaller every year..
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Saturday @ 10:35 AM ET
Yes! you get it!



pregame drinking has begun. I swear these cups get smaller every year..

- systemtool


Looks like a very nice relaxing place to enjoy a drink
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 10:49 AM ET
I hate you for being right...
- systemtool


Lol
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Saturday @ 10:54 AM ET
At least you bastards get FOUR seasons.

We get two and a half :

SPRING : HOT (March to early May)
SUMMER : LETHALLY HOT (can't do anything outdoors), generally late May to mid-October.
"WINTER" : Warm to cool. (November to February)

I say 2.5 because there is a lot of overlap between Spring and Summer when heat indexes regularly exceed 37C.

If you really want to see how beautiful Florida weather can be : November, December and March, April are the best for hiking, paddling, camping, beach, etc.
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Saturday @ 11:01 AM ET
At least you bastards get FOUR seasons.

We get two and a half :

SPRING : HOT (March to early May)
SUMMER : LETHALLY HOT (can't do anything outdoors), generally late May to mid-October.
"WINTER" : Warm to cool. (November to February)

I say 2.5 because there is a lot of overlap between Spring and Summer when heat indexes regularly exceed 37C.

If you really want to see how beautiful Florida weather can be : November, December and March, April are the best for hiking, paddling, camping, beach, etc.

- GalacticStone


stop showing off

any season that's below 20c is pure garbage
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Saturday @ 11:30 AM ET
stop showing off

any season that's below 20c is pure garbage

- systemtool

Florida is half Canadian in the winter. Weirdly, I see more Canadiens jerseys than any other. Next is Leafs. Then the occasional Flames or Jets jersey. I don't know if I have ever seen an Ottawa jersey in the wild down here.

I was hiking through a state park down here once, came around a bend in the trail and walked right up on a guy in a Theo Fleury Flames jersey. That was a few years ago.
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 11:40 AM ET
At least you bastards get FOUR seasons.

We get two and a half :

SPRING : HOT (March to early May)
SUMMER : LETHALLY HOT (can't do anything outdoors), generally late May to mid-October.
"WINTER" : Warm to cool. (November to February)

I say 2.5 because there is a lot of overlap between Spring and Summer when heat indexes regularly exceed 37C.

If you really want to see how beautiful Florida weather can be : November, December and March, April are the best for hiking, paddling, camping, beach, etc.

- GalacticStone


The 4 seasons each have two parts - winter winter, winter spring, spring spring, spring summer, summer summer, summer fall, fall fall, fall winter and back into winter winter. Right now we're in fall winter
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Saturday @ 11:44 AM ET
Florida is half Canadian in the winter. Weirdly, I see more Canadiens jerseys than any other. Next is Leafs. Then the occasional Flames or Jets jersey. I don't know if I have ever seen an Ottawa jersey in the wild down here.

I was hiking through a state park down here once, came around a bend in the trail and walked right up on a guy in a Theo Fleury Flames jersey. That was a few years ago.
.

- GalacticStone



Trying to convince the wife to move down south. So far the abundance of firearm carrying people is her biggest hang up. Great news on the Sens being irrelevant everywhere on earth.
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Saturday @ 12:15 PM ET
Trying to convince the wife to move down south. So far the abundance of firearm carrying people is her biggest hang up. Great news on the Sens being irrelevant everywhere on earth.
- systemtool

The entire south is deep red and heavily armed. If either of those pose an issue, you're gonna have a bad time. I've learned to coexist with the former and am part of the latter. You don't see a lot of open carry down here, even in places where it's legal. Now, Texas on the other hand... A lot of people are walking or driving around armed in Florida, but you won't notice it. They keep their weapons concealed. Overall, violent crime has been trending downwards, except in the Orlando area. Orlando is a poophole and has been for a long time. Crime follows the tourists. Miami is bad also.

In the rural areas you have a lot of property crimes. Meth junkies and drunk rednecks like stealing anything that isn't nailed down.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Saturday @ 12:26 PM ET
My god, this fight is boring.
- Atomic Wedgie


Downloaded and watched it this morning.

Complete waste of time
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Saturday @ 12:30 PM ET
Oh he did nothing special at all… not even responsible for drafting the core.. all he did was sign JT.

Rielly: Burke
Nylander: Nonis
Marner: Hunter (yes Dubas was involved but he was only 29 and it’s safe to say the guy who is tied deeply with the London Knights was the one making that call)
Matthews: Lamoriello

Otherwise all Dubas did was build a fancy team that played physical defensive hockey like poop.

- Dozzer


I could never understand the support. His tenure was a failure.


Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 12:36 PM ET
The entire south is deep red and heavily armed. If either of those pose an issue, you're gonna have a bad time. I've learned to coexist with the former and am part of the latter. You don't see a lot of open carry down here, even in places where it's legal. Now, Texas on the other hand... A lot of people are walking or driving around armed in Florida, but you won't notice it. They keep their weapons concealed. Overall, violent crime has been trending downwards, except in the Orlando area. Orlando is a poophole and has been for a long time. Crime follows the tourists. Miami is bad also.

In the rural areas you have a lot of property crimes. Meth junkies and drunk rednecks like stealing anything that isn't nailed down.

- GalacticStone


I never realized how cheap a cheap gun can be until I started looking into getting guns (which I haven't). And that's in Canada. What's the cheapest shotgun in a Florida Walmart cost?

Meanwhile there was a (frank)ing shootout nearby the other day. Sometimes guys get actually mob whacked in broad daylight in Toronto. That's semi regular.
Rare_Jewel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 05.31.2021

Saturday @ 12:50 PM ET
My god, this fight is boring.
- Atomic Wedgie


That was as much a fight as Hulk Hogan fought Andre the Giant.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 1:02 PM ET
Is that some shade at MIB in Ek's piece, followed by him misspelling Stolarz in the same sentence.

If Eklund's schtick was all kayfabe it would be such genius. I want to believe.
Rare_Jewel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 05.31.2021

Saturday @ 1:44 PM ET
I never realized how cheap a cheap gun can be until I started looking into getting guns (which I haven't). And that's in Canada. What's the cheapest shotgun in a Florida Walmart cost?

Meanwhile there was a (frank)ing shootout nearby the other day. Sometimes guys get actually mob whacked in broad daylight in Toronto. That's semi regular.

- Zezel


It's a lovely thing when only criminals have guns.

And yes, they will always have them.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Saturday @ 2:00 PM ET
It's a lovely thing when only criminals have guns.

And yes, they will always have them.

- Rare_Jewel


I assume the next federal government will reverse the silly-ass handgun ban. I wouldn't mind having a cold, black revolver to keep me company on those long nights.
Rare_Jewel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 05.31.2021

Saturday @ 2:32 PM ET
I assume the next federal government will reverse the silly-ass handgun ban. I wouldn't mind having a cold, black revolver to keep me company on those long nights.
- Zezel


Self-defense is too dangerous a concept for Canada.

You'll be lucky if pepper spray becomes legal.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Saturday @ 2:46 PM ET
At least you bastards get FOUR seasons.

We get two and a half :

SPRING : HOT (March to early May)
SUMMER : LETHALLY HOT (can't do anything outdoors), generally late May to mid-October.
"WINTER" : Warm to cool. (November to February)

I say 2.5 because there is a lot of overlap between Spring and Summer when heat indexes regularly exceed 37C.

If you really want to see how beautiful Florida weather can be : November, December and March, April are the best for hiking, paddling, camping, beach, etc.

- GalacticStone

it's really only two season, Winter and road work season.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Saturday @ 2:48 PM ET
Self-defense is too dangerous a concept for Canada.

You'll be lucky if pepper spray becomes legal.

- Rare_Jewel

21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Saturday @ 2:50 PM ET
it'd really only two season, Winter and road work season.

- dmnted

oh, you're in Germany...
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Saturday @ 2:51 PM ET
That was as much a fight as Hulk Hogan fought Andre the Giant.
- Rare_Jewel

I saw them wrestle in Schumacher, Ontario
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