That is when we put Pat on top of the Christmas tree, dressed as a cherub,
- Mashadar

Pat’s a star?

Congrats Pat..

aren't cherubs usually naked..?

pervert.
- Pat1993

Ornaments will be tastefully placed.

(yours and others traditional ones on the tree).

Ornaments will be tastefully placed.

(yours and others traditional ones on the tree).
- Mashadar

when you come down in the morning he's snorted all the flock off the tree. just in case.

when you come down in the morning he's snorted all the flock off the tree. just in case.
- kicksave856

Yeah, cannot use that snow in a can, or he will lose his poop and be all over that (frank)ing tree.

when you come down in the morning he's snorted all the flock off the tree. just in case.
- kicksave856

instead of milk and cookies you can just leave a dollar bill and an 8 ball.

instead of milk and cookies you can just leave a dollar bill and an 8 ball.
- Pat1993

apparently this is Cole Caufield

for Fido...

Is the grapefruit to make it seem like you are making a healthy decision?
- Mashadar

I like the citrus. I used to drink Gin and Soda's with lime, but Howard recommended grapefruit instead and I have to say it's better for me at least.

I like the citrus. I used to drink Gin and Soda's with lime, but Howard recommended grapefruit instead and I have to say it's better for me at least.
- AdamFrench

soda and tonic water are a bit more versatile taste-wise but grapefruit is a nice replacement indeed.

soda and tonic water are a bit more versatile taste-wise but grapefruit is a nice replacement indeed.
- Pat1993

Get that umami flavour by adding soya sauce!

Get that umami flavour by adding soya sauce!
- AdamFrench

jeez, you're kidding, right??

for Fido...

- Pat1993

One sock should say Zone and the other should say Man-to-Man.

Caufield - Suzuki - Newhook
Anderson - Dvorak - Gallagher
Heineman - Evans - Roy
Slafkovsky - Dach - Armia

Guhle-Barron
Hutson-Matheson
Xhekaj-Savard

One sock should say Zone and the other should say Man-to-Man.
- Mashadar

and then he could do a little hybrid dance

Caufield - Suzuki - Newhook
Anderson - Dvorak - Gallagher
Heineman - Evans - Roy
Slafkovsky - Dach - Armia

Guhle-Barron
Hutson-Matheson
Xhekaj-Savard
- Mashadar

I wonder if those guys are actually gonna be there for a whole game...

also I'm curious to see how Roy will do, Evans and Heineman aren't the most talented players offensively but it could be an interesting line.

jeez, you're kidding, right??


- Pat1993

Duh...

Duh...
- AdamFrench

I dunno man, people have weird tastes sometimes...

I dunno man, people have weird tastes sometimes...
- Pat1993

you taste weird.


you do.






wait..

you taste weird.


you do.






wait..
- kicksave856

I never said you could stop licking...

Get that umami flavour by adding soya sauce!
- AdamFrench

And Worcestershire sauce I guess ?

I wonder if those guys are actually gonna be there for a whole game...

also I'm curious to see how Roy will do, Evans and Heineman aren't the most talented players offensively but it could be an interesting line.
- Pat1993

3 big boys on that line, it might cause some problems for the other team.

Yeah Roy is a sneaky guy could at finding the open spaces, if Evans and Emil retrieve some pucks for him it might work.

3 big boys on that line, it might cause some problems for the other team.

Yeah Roy is a sneaky guy could at finding the open spaces, if Evans and Emil retrieve some pucks for him it might work.
- Fredo

Looks like 4 pretty balanced lines (they all suck).

I never said you could stop licking...
- Pat1993

it's like cleaning a cat!

it's like cleaning a cat!
- kicksave856

Y'all making Garfield and Xizord horny now...