It's kind of surreal that Milk Babschlong was a HHOFer, best coach in the world and Team Canada ubermensch to dried up hobbo sipping on the copium of his millions conned out of teams in only a decade of time.
- AdamFrench

what I also find surreal is that he was able to apply some very questionable "coaching strategies" for so long, before players and hockey minds around the league started realizing what he was doing.

what I also find surreal is that he was able to apply some very questionable "coaching strategies" for so long, before players and hockey minds around the league started realizing what he was doing.
- Pat1993

He tried to sip on my copium when I wasn't looking

He tried to sip on my copium when I wasn't looking
- Snots33_77

that bastard. especially in this economy, when copium prices are at an all-time high.

what I also find surreal is that he was able to apply some very questionable "coaching strategies" for so long, before players and hockey minds around the league started realizing what he was doing.
- Pat1993

Nazem Kadri in his book thanked him for it, but also said he was a piece of poop...it's a very weird thing I guess. Not sure I've had a "mentor" that ever used those techniques that I can think of.

He tried to sip on my copium when I wasn't looking
- Snots33_77

that's sexual assault!

that bastard. especially in this economy, when copium prices are at an all-time high.
- Pat1993

And during chapped lip season!!! What a freak!

that's sexual assault!
- kicksave856

He asked me to "Low Stick" him. Then he winked at me.

Nazem Kadri in his book thanked him for it, but also said he was a piece of poop...it's a very weird thing I guess. Not sure I've had a "mentor" that ever used those techniques that I can think of.
- AdamFrench

Tortorella isn't as weird but also has that love/hate thing from players going on, a lot of guys hated playing under him but in the end are thankful for helping them become better.

He asked me to "Low Stick" him. Then he winked at me.
- Snots33_77

- kicksave856

cant wait to have that god damn taxes break

cant wait to have that god damn taxes break
- deadpoulet

When does that get handed out?

cant wait to have that god damn taxes break
- deadpoulet

Hmmm.... too bad it does not apply to christmas bonuses....

When does that get handed out?
- Snots33_77

Mid december I think? Unless it gets blocked

He will never have more value than now, you can (frank) things up multiples ways

Fans should have expected Dach to have a down season after missing a full year
- deadpoulet

trade him to NY for Kreider and Trouba. BOOM!

trade him to NY for Kreider and Trouba. BOOM!
- fidopro

isn't that for baseball..?

isn't that for baseball..?
- Pat1993

no no. there was a big BOOM in the 2nd period last Saturday. a BOOM can apply to any situation really. I like big booms.

no no. there was a big BOOM in the 2nd period last Saturday. a BOOM can apply to any situation really. I like big booms.
- fidopro

- Pat1993

great ballad right there

great ballad right there
- deadpoulet

the Venga Boys know how to (frank)ing party.

the Venga Boys know how to (frank)ing buttfill.
- Pat1993

Fixed

Fixed
- Snots33_77

if you need some music for a butt-filling party, you know who to call...

if you need some music for a butt-filling party, you know who to call...
- Pat1993

1-800-BUT-FILL

if you need some music for a butt-filling party, you know who to call...
- Pat1993

Stop asking to get invited to my parties.

Stop asking to get invited to my parties.
- Mashadar