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Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 12:42 PM ET
the entire post about the poor cat is heartbreaking but then, toward the end of the post he wrote "it is easily her worst day" and for some reason that got me and i laughed through the sad feelings.
- kicksave856


A man of empathy.
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 12:44 PM ET
iirc, in the beginning he was telling people he was sending them TVs and XBoxes and never sending them.

a STH showing by your name would have just made you a target anyway. i know i would have made fun of you.

- kicksave856


He use to give them out to people that did well in the hockey pool.... I had it for like 2 years in a row.

Made me now want to win anymore....
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 12:45 PM ET
apparently there might be more risks related to having the exam than not taking it at all if you don't have any symptoms...
- Pat1993


The risk is feeling pleasured.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 12:46 PM ET
The risk is feeling pleasured.
- Mashadar


not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.

and no, it doesn't involve a fist either.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Thursday @ 12:47 PM ET
The intern of my doctor is an Eastern european guy ( thta was actually an urologist back there) that is shaped like Gronkowsky

I'm switching office / doctor before I reach that age were I need a prostate exam

- Xizord



Avoid Slamkovsky and his exams
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 12:47 PM ET
not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.

and no, it doesn't involve a fist either.

- Pat1993




Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 12:48 PM ET

- Mashadar


"what is the point" he says, showing all those fingers.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Thursday @ 12:48 PM ET
The risk is feeling pleasured.
- Mashadar

*looks up local dominatrixs and their MD credentials*
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 12:49 PM ET


Avoid Slamkovsky and his exams

- AdamFrench


sounds like you have some fantasies regarding a habs player...
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Thursday @ 12:50 PM ET
iirc, in the beginning he was telling people he was sending them TVs and XBoxes and never sending them.

a STH showing by your name would have just made you a target anyway. i know i would have made fun of you.

- kicksave856

Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 12:50 PM ET
"what is the point" he says, showing all those fingers.
- Pat1993


If he can't fit at least 8 in, he cannot guarantee the accuracy of the test results.....
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Thursday @ 12:51 PM ET
sounds like you have some fantasies regarding a habs player...
- Pat1993

If it's either him or Gronk; I take the one without 8L of Bud light in his veins.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 12:53 PM ET
If it's either him or Gronk; I take the one without 8L of Bud light in his veins.
- AdamFrench


bah, that's the equivalent of 2 ounces of vodka.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Thursday @ 12:58 PM ET
bah, that's the equivalent of 2 ounces of vodka.
- Pat1993

Xizord
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I am Eklund, QC
Joined: 01.03.2007

Thursday @ 1:06 PM ET
not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.

and no, it doesn't involve a fist either.

- Pat1993



oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies

the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable
Xizord
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I am Eklund, QC
Joined: 01.03.2007

Thursday @ 1:08 PM ET
If he can't fit at least 8 in, he cannot guarantee the accuracy of the test results.....
- Mashadar



if he can fit 8, he can probably look directly, JFC
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 1:09 PM ET
oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies

the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable

- Xizord



Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 1:12 PM ET
oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies

the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable

- Xizord


ah, I see.

sounds like you're having some fun conversations at the poker table...


"poke-her"? more like "poke-him", amirite?
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 1:12 PM ET
if he can fit 8, he can probably look directly, JFC
- Xizord



Xizord
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I am Eklund, QC
Joined: 01.03.2007

Thursday @ 1:21 PM ET
ah, I see.

sounds like you're having some fun conversations at the poker table...


"poke-her"? more like "poke-him", amirite?

- Pat1993



it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?

then he goes:

I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !

He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 1:26 PM ET
it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?

then he goes:

I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !

He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day

- Xizord


bin oui, réflexologie, avec un ptit coup de marteau su'l genoux il va être capable de dire si t'as un cancer de la prostate ou non lolll...
Mashadar
Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK
Joined: 08.31.2014

Thursday @ 1:30 PM ET
it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?

then he goes:

I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !

He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day

- Xizord


I go in commando, pre-lubed, drop trou, bend over and let the balls hang low.

And that is just at the receptionist desk.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 1:31 PM ET
I go in commando, pre-lubed, drop trou, bend over and let the balls hang low.

And that is just at the receptionist desk.

- Mashadar


you drop your trou..? damn.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Thursday @ 1:34 PM ET
RIP, David Lynch...
Xizord
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I am Eklund, QC
Joined: 01.03.2007

Thursday @ 1:51 PM ET
bin oui, réflexologie, avec un ptit coup de marteau su'l genoux il va être capable de dire si t'as un cancer de la prostate ou non lolll...
- Pat1993




non, en dessous des pieds tsé
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