Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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the entire post about the poor cat is heartbreaking but then, toward the end of the post he wrote "it is easily her worst day" and for some reason that got me and i laughed through the sad feelings. - kicksave856
A man of empathy.
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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iirc, in the beginning he was telling people he was sending them TVs and XBoxes and never sending them.
a STH showing by your name would have just made you a target anyway. i know i would have made fun of you. - kicksave856
He use to give them out to people that did well in the hockey pool.... I had it for like 2 years in a row.
Made me now want to win anymore....
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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apparently there might be more risks related to having the exam than not taking it at all if you don't have any symptoms... - Pat1993
The risk is feeling pleasured.
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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The risk is feeling pleasured. - Mashadar
not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.
and no, it doesn't involve a fist either.
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Adam French
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Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh Joined: 04.06.2011
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The intern of my doctor is an Eastern european guy ( thta was actually an urologist back there) that is shaped like Gronkowsky
I'm switching office / doctor before I reach that age were I need a prostate exam - Xizord
Avoid Slamkovsky and his exams |
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.
and no, it doesn't involve a fist either. - Pat1993
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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- Mashadar
"what is the point" he says, showing all those fingers.
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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh Joined: 04.06.2011
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The risk is feeling pleasured. - Mashadar
*looks up local dominatrixs and their MD credentials* |
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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Avoid Slamkovsky and his exams - AdamFrench
sounds like you have some fantasies regarding a habs player...
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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK Joined: 09.21.2009
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iirc, in the beginning he was telling people he was sending them TVs and XBoxes and never sending them.
a STH showing by your name would have just made you a target anyway. i know i would have made fun of you. - kicksave856
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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"what is the point" he says, showing all those fingers. - Pat1993
If he can't fit at least 8 in, he cannot guarantee the accuracy of the test results.....
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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh Joined: 04.06.2011
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sounds like you have some fantasies regarding a habs player... - Pat1993
If it's either him or Gronk; I take the one without 8L of Bud light in his veins. |
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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If it's either him or Gronk; I take the one without 8L of Bud light in his veins. - AdamFrench
bah, that's the equivalent of 2 ounces of vodka.
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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh Joined: 04.06.2011
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bah, that's the equivalent of 2 ounces of vodka. - Pat1993
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Xizord
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I am Eklund, QC Joined: 01.03.2007
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not to disappoint you but if I'm not mistaken I don't think it involves a finger up the butt anymore.
and no, it doesn't involve a fist either. - Pat1993
oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies
the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable |
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Xizord
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I am Eklund, QC Joined: 01.03.2007
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If he can't fit at least 8 in, he cannot guarantee the accuracy of the test results..... - Mashadar
if he can fit 8, he can probably look directly, JFC |
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies
the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable - Xizord
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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oh yeah it does...according to my older poker buddies
the difference is there blood test now, but might not be as reliable - Xizord
ah, I see.
sounds like you're having some fun conversations at the poker table...
"poke-her"? more like "poke-him", amirite?
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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if he can fit 8, he can probably look directly, JFC - Xizord
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Xizord
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I am Eklund, QC Joined: 01.03.2007
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ah, I see.
sounds like you're having some fun conversations at the poker table...
"poke-her"? more like "poke-him", amirite? - Pat1993
it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?
then he goes:
I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !
He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day |
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?
then he goes:
I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !
He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day - Xizord
bin oui, réflexologie, avec un ptit coup de marteau su'l genoux il va être capable de dire si t'as un cancer de la prostate ou non lolll...
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Mashadar
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Location: Let the creamy goaltending season begin! - EK Joined: 08.31.2014
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it was epic, he walks in, sit down next to me white as a Ghost : I'm like WTF Pat ?
then he goes:
I cant believe thats still how they check the prostate !! Je sais pas moi, peuvent pas checker avec la réflexologie kalice !
He was just coming over from the doctors earlier in the day - Xizord
I go in commando, pre-lubed, drop trou, bend over and let the balls hang low.
And that is just at the receptionist desk.
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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I go in commando, pre-lubed, drop trou, bend over and let the balls hang low.
And that is just at the receptionist desk. - Mashadar
you drop your trou..? damn.
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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired., QC Joined: 08.28.2009
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Xizord
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: I am Eklund, QC Joined: 01.03.2007
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bin oui, réflexologie, avec un ptit coup de marteau su'l genoux il va être capable de dire si t'as un cancer de la prostate ou non lolll... - Pat1993
non, en dessous des pieds tsé |
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