34g of fat - 45% of your daily value.

1420mg of sodium - 62% of your daily value.

Saturated and trans fat - 80% of your daily value.

FFS, it's got 10g of sugar - 10% of your daily value.
- Atomic Wedgie

So you're having two for dinner?

Big pot of chili simmering on the stove.

Edibles and kratom consumed.

It's "cold" outside by Florida standards.

Leafs are winning games.

😜

NHL fines are hilarious. I bet Domi spent more money on room service after the game than that fine.

I'm just here for the political hot takes.
- GalacticStone

UK grooming gangs are real but the only people in jail are the ones trying to expose it.

I'm just here for the political hot takes.
- GalacticStone

with bacon of course. even with canadian bacon

I think Boston is in trouble this year. They’ll be in that big pile of teams fighting for those 2 wildcard spots.

Tampa only 3 points behind them with 5 games in hand.
- bryant

wow.
that's lot games to make up ground on them

So you're having two for dinner?
- Fakepartofme

eating 2 QPs in a sitting is an abomination

I'm a 3 big macs guy

Yay, Reaves in so he can not fight again

Yay, Reaves in so he can not fight again
- Azuredoom

He doesn't have to fight anymore.

The entire league is so afraid of him, they won't do a single dirty deed.

It allows Reaves to pursue his first love: scoring.

eating 2 QPs in a sitting is an abomination

I'm a 3 big macs guy
- TheMussel

You need a McMammoth. Double Big Mac with QP patties.

It's pure garbage for your body but once a year, it's manageable.

Yay, Reaves in so he can not fight again
- Azuredoom

Brian Burke is so proud.

It's going to be a wacky finish for the final wildcard.

If you look at the standings by win%, not points, the Bruins currently hold the #7 spot, and are on pace for 88 points.

The Senators have the #8 spot, currently on pace for 86 points.

But there's so many teams who are crappy, but still so close.

Habs are on pace for 82 points.

Penguins are on pace for 82 points.

Columbus is on pace for 82 points.

Flyers are on pace for 80 points.

Red Wings are on pace for 80 points.

Rangers are on pace for 78 points.

Islanders are on pace for 76 points.

And just for fun, Sabres are on pace for 68 points.

That's 9 teams (sorry, Buffalo) that still have a very good shot at 2 final spots.

And the opposite side of the coin:

If we are projecting 86 points to be the final wildcard, the Leafs only need to have a 16-23-2 record over the 2nd half of the season to total 88 points. That's one point worse than the Sabres over their first half of the season.
- Atomic Wedgie

I want the Leafs to get 1st so bad and face the 2nd WC team.

Any of those listed teams can make it even if they are poop. Sens and Rangers are the only teams that can could give the top seed a run. The rest are garbage and would line up with the worst teams to ever make the playoffs.

I want the Leafs to get 1st so bad and face the 2nd WC team.

Any of those listed teams can make it even if they are poop. Sens and Rangers are the only teams that can could give the top seed a run. The rest are garbage and would line up with the worst teams to ever make the playoffs.
- Santo_44

new leafy outcome is the Leafs winning the division then losing to the sens in rd1.

reverse 2000-2004

new leafy outcome is the Leafs winning the division then losing to the sens in rd1.

reverse 2000-2004
- senstroll

I like how they have been winning games, I trust them. Willing to put my heart out for this team as it stands today.

I think it will be CBJ or the Rangers.

You need a McMammoth. Double Big Mac with QP patties.

It's pure garbage for your body but once a year, it's manageable.
- Rare_Jewel

towards the end of the night with a beer buzz on, craving for these type thing is strong.
must be the grease.

So you're having two for dinner?
- Fakepartofme

The only time I eat McDonald's now is when I'm driving on a 400 series highway.

It's so bloody expensive now, there are better alternatives to grab a quick lunch.

I like how they have been winning games, I trust them. Willing to put my heart out for this team as it stands today.

I think it will be CBJ or the Rangers.
- Santo_44

CBJ is a surprising one to see where they are in the standings.

You need a McMammoth. Double Big Mac with QP patties.

It's pure garbage for your body but once a year, it's manageable.
- Rare_Jewel

Having a mild heart attack just thinking about it.

What really drives me nuts about McDonalds is that one not just only poops their pants even looking at a french fry is that you only have 0.00001 milliseconds before you evacuate your bowels and they only usually have one poopter in there and it is almost always occupied by some meth head doing his laundry in there.

The only time I eat McDonald's now is when I'm driving on a 400 series highway.

It's so bloody expensive now, there are better alternatives to grab a quick lunch.
- Atomic Wedgie

Expensive? No way! Everything is cheaper than it ever has been.

CBJ is a surprising one to see where they are in the standings.
- dmnted

They have some really good young talent and Werenski may be the best D in the league aside from Makar this year.

They might sneak in but will get pumped in playoffs.

Tanev-Laughton-Domi line is going to be menacing in playoffs.

What really drives me nuts about McDonalds is that one not just only poops their pants even looking at a french fry is that you only have 0.00001 milliseconds before you evacuate your bowels and they only usually have one poopter in there and it is almost always occupied by some meth head doing his laundry in there.
- Tee-Dot

Make sure you do your civic duty and help that guy get his hourly dose.

really need that ignore button. if I was ever to pay for something here

really need that ignore button. if I was ever to pay for something here
- senstroll

Would be a horrible business decision

The two sides need eachother