WTF

https://clickhole.com/inc...-it-s-like-to-1825124428/
- Xizord

lol it's just a satire site

lol it's just a satire site
- kicksave856

“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”

“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”




- Pat1993

Glad they could see Wakanda from space. Need to get the guys better cloaking devices.

lol it's just a satire site
- kicksave856

I know, but the ramirez thing is kinda nice !!

I know, but the ramirez thing is kinda nice !!
- Xizord

someone actually stole that one from the article because i've heard it before.

Day is far from over.
- Mashadar

Elon with his usual nazi salute

meateater guy just came into my office and got way too close to me and covertly asked me if i needed any windshield wiper fluid because he has some.

why does he have windshield wiper fluid? why was he offering it to me? why was he acting like it's cocaine?

meateater guy just came into my office and got way too close to me and covertly asked me if i needed any windshield wiper fluid because he has some.

why does he have windshield wiper fluid? why was he offering it to me? why was he acting like it's cocaine?
- kicksave856

cuz it's liquid cocaine, duh. take it and run.

cuz it's liquid cocaine, duh. take it and run.
- Pat1993

i thanks but no thanksed him.

i thanks but no thanksed him.
- kicksave856

yeah, it's probably best that way, if he made it at home it's hard to tell if he disinfected his bathtub before or not.

yeah, it's probably best that way, if he made it at home it's hard to tell if he disinfected his bathtub before or not.
- Pat1993

he's a hoarder. i'm pretty sure his tub is full of phone books from the 70s and 80s.

someone actually stole that one from the article because i've heard it before.
- kicksave856

yes, saw that on FB actually

yes, saw that on FB actually
- Xizord

i like the lady saying she sees more continents from space.

he's a hoarder. i'm pretty sure his tub is full of phone books from the 70s and 80s.
- kicksave856

he's like a president hiding his secret documents.

meateater guy just came into my office and got way too close to me and covertly asked me if i needed any windshield wiper fluid because he has some.

why does he have windshield wiper fluid? why was he offering it to me? why was he acting like it's cocaine?
- kicksave856

its also 3$

he's like a president hiding his secret documents.
- Pat1993

its also 3$
- Xizord

i remember washer fluid being 99 cents.

thanks trump!

WTF

https://clickhole.com/inc...-it-s-like-to-1825124428/
- Xizord

everyone knows they are on a back lot at paramount. there is no such thing as space.


sorry. just got done reading my cousin's kid's post

i remember washer fluid being 99 cents.

thanks trump!
- kicksave856

Gets more expensive to quench my thirst everyday

Gets more expensive to quench my thirst everyday
- mr.peanut

room temp windshield washer fluid?

please, friend no. i will buy you a pepsi cola.

room temp windshield washer fluid?

please, friend no. i will buy you a pepsi cola.
- kicksave856

Chug a lug

he's a hoarder. i'm pretty sure his tub is full of phone books from the 70s and 80s.
- kicksave856

this is a true story. when i worked in the mental health field we had a client with OCD. He would buy massive amounts of paper products mostly and store them in his bath tub. Every time he took a shower he had to move everything.

everyone knows they are on a back lot at paramount. there is no such thing as space.


sorry. just got done reading on my cousin's kid's post
- Gramps28

The new thing is : the moon is not a real object

it so fun to read but also so frustrating at the same time, ya know ?

this is a true story. when i worked in the mental health field we had a client with OCD. He would buy massive amounts of paper products mostly and store them in his bath tub. Every time he took a shower he had to move everything.
- Gramps28

great way to keep in shape !

room temp windshield washer fluid?

please, friend no. i will buy you a pepsi cola.
- kicksave856

let's not get carried away