i don't even like warmth anymore.

if i smell someone's fireplace i go in and piss on it til it's out.
- kicksave856

Ever piss on a fire?

I did that once, as a kid.

The smell hung there like a humid piss cloud.

I am generally not a fan of cheese.

I do not think I've ever been like : Man, what I would love right now is some cheese.

And if I do eat too much of it, I won't poop for a couple of days.
- Mashadar

what if it has horseradish in it? or the steakhouse onion flavored cheese? i look forward to this cheese tray every christmas. and the olives and the pepperoni and salami and all that bit.

Ever piss on a fire?

I did that once, as a kid.

The smell hung there like a humid piss cloud.
- Mashadar

that's their problem. they shouldn't have tried to use their fireplace.

i don't even like warmth anymore.

if i smell someone's fireplace i go in and piss on it til it's out.
- kicksave856

have you ever pissed on a fire..?


the fumes... it's a horrible idea, holy.

i would love to go a couple days without pooping.

Ever piss on a fire?

I did that once, as a kid.

The smell hung there like a humid piss cloud.
- Mashadar

beat me to it

i would love to go a couple days without pooping.
- kicksave856

that is such a weird thing to say...

what if it has horseradish in it? or the steakhouse onion flavored cheese? i look forward to this cheese tray every christmas. and the olives and the pepperoni and salami and all that bit.
- kicksave856

Like I said, love pizza.

But I am just not a cheese first kinda guy. I am more of a well, it has cheese as a by product, fine.


Like... (frank) FONDUE!

have you ever pissed on a fire..?


the fumes... it's a horrible idea, holy.
- Pat1993

lol you've both pissed on fires?

i have never had the opportunity. well once, but after a while they wouldn't let us near the building anymore.

lol you've both pissed on fires?

i have never had the opportunity. well once, but after a while they wouldn't let us near the building anymore.
- kicksave856

Like I said, love pizza.

But I am just not a cheese first kinda guy. I am more of a well, it has cheese as a by product, fine.


Like... (frank) FONDUE!
- Mashadar

i can fix your fondue problem.

- Pat1993

i would love to go a couple days without pooping.
- kicksave856

that's their problem. they shouldn't have tried to use their fireplace.
- kicksave856

It just hangs around the area, moving horizontally, not vertically.

And sits in your lungs like the worst cold mucus.

And roots itself into your nasal cavities.

You cannot escape it, from the second the piss hits the fire.

that is such a weird thing to say...
- Pat1993

a toilet-free life. just for 2 days. 2 days of impacted, cramping, bloated freedom!

i can fix your fondue problem.


- kicksave856

Yeah, I get that.

Too much chocolate tho... if you think I'd have problems stopping at 1 Pringles, you should see me around chocolate.

It just hangs around the area, moving horizontally, not vertically.

And sits in your lungs like the worst cold mucus.

And roots itself into your nasal cavities.

You cannot escape it, from the second the piss hits the fire.
- Mashadar

i'll go in with my covid mask on!

Yeah, I get that.

Too much chocolate tho... if you think I'd have problems stopping at 1 Pringles, you should see me around chocolate.
- Mashadar

i have a hershey kiss addiction.


also:

I am generally not a fan of cheese.

I do not think I've ever been like : Man, what I would love right now is some cheese.

And if I do eat too much of it, I won't poop for a couple of days.
- Mashadar

I love swiss and parmesan, but the real stuff now the stinky spaghetti powder

i'll go in with my covid mask on!
- kicksave856

It works its way into your clothing and you carry it with you wherever you go, deep into every pore of your body... even with 5 deep cycles of laundry washing and many showers with girly scented soaps, it still hangs with you.

I pissed into a fire on a hot and humid July night in 82, the smell was still in the air come Labour Day.

We had very little money and a forced appreciation for 1 slice of bologna.
- Mashadar

Same.

And I haven't touched that poop since I left home in '85..

It works its way into your clothing and you carry it with you wherever you go, deep into every pore of your body... even with 5 deep cycles of laundry washing and many showers with girly scented soaps, it still hangs with you.

I pissed into a fire on a hot and humid July night in 82, the smell was still in the air come Labour Day.
- Mashadar

okay, okay. i will just dump a crystal pepsi on it.

i have a hershey kiss addiction.


also:

- kicksave856

Do you move on hersey like a female dog? Because when you are a star, they let you do it.

a toilet-free life. just for 2 days. 2 days of impacted, cramping, bloated freedom!
- kicksave856

it sucks that pooping seems like such a horrible experience for you, it's supposed to be a relieving moment imho...

it sucks that pooping seems like such a horrible experience for you, it's supposed to be a relieving moment imho...
- Pat1993

Only 2 things I really want/need to have a good day - a deep sleep and a good poop.

If I get that, everything else will work out fine.