damn, must be fun at christmas parties..

"hey, why is the tree all yellow?"
- Pat1993

because Mash peed on it...

yup, same here.
- Pat1993

cigs also started one of our fires.

It works its way into your clothing and you carry it with you wherever you go, deep into every pore of your body... even with 5 deep cycles of laundry washing and many showers with girly scented soaps, it still hangs with you.

I pissed into a fire on a hot and humid July night in 82, the smell was still in the air come Labour Day.
- Mashadar

Jesus, I say there something wrong with your kidneys !

Only 2 things I really want/need to have a good day - a deep sleep and a good poop.

If I get that, everything else will work out fine.
- Mashadar

Bacon helps you poop...

cigs also started one of our fires.
- kicksave856

"fires", as in multiple ones..?

"fires", as in multiple ones..?
- Pat1993

we had a couple, remember? 2 buildings and then a car hit another building. we're cursed!

just when i thought things couldn't be weirder.

wait..were you eating the cigs. cause that could make sense.
- Gramps28

the filters all combined into one giant clogged one, hence why kick can't poop !

we had a couple, remember? 2 buildings and then a car hit another building. we're cursed!
- kicksave856

okay, but you had to move out temporarily just because of one, right?

okay, but you had to move out temporarily just because of one, right?
- Pat1993

yeah. for almost 2 years

yeah. for almost 2 years
- kicksave856

yeah, "temporarily" takes a new meaning there, that sure (frank)ing sucked.

the filters all combined into one giant clogged one, hence why kick can't poop !
- Xizord

i smoked parliaments. recessed filters, so there's only like half a filter!

i smoked marlboro lights and then one day i asked a friend why he smoked parliaments and he said it was the filter. i asked him what he meant and he said he couldn't explain it but it's the filter.

i tried them, got hooked on the brand, and you know what? it really was because of the filter and i can't explain exactly what it was about the filter either.

i smoked parliaments. recessed filters, so there's only like half a filter!

i smoked marlboro lights and then one day i asked a friend why he smoked parliaments and he said it was the filter. i asked him what he meant and he said he couldn't explain it but it's the filter.

i tried them, got hooked on the brand, and you know what? it really was because of the filter and i can't explain exactly what it was about the filter either.
- kicksave856

'Murican cigarettes are so different from Canadian ones lol... I find yours taste a bit like cigars. well, that was many years ago, so perhaps things have changed.

yeah, "temporarily" takes a new meaning there, that sure (frank)ing sucked.
- Pat1993

it was awful. what a terrible time.

but it's all over now and i'm so happy with the new place.

i still have to replace that snow shovel though. (it's 3-6 inches tonight, now)

it was awful. what a terrible time.

but it's all over now and i'm so happy with the new place.

i still have to replace that snow shovel though. (it's 3-6 inches tonight, now)
- kicksave856

oh shut up...

'Murican cigarettes are so different from Canadian ones lol... I find yours taste a bit like cigars. well, that was many years ago, so perhaps things have changed.
- Pat1993

woah, really? i never knew they were different.

damn, must be fun at christmas parties..

"hey, why is the tree all yellow?"
- Pat1993

We do not have a large family left. Lots died. Most from Cancer, unironically.

And the few of us left are separated by distance, so we rarely get together as a group (and it seems more so by habit, after COVID).

So, no, not too terrible.

because Mash peed on it...
- Pat1993

Smells like humid piss in here.....

oh shut up...

- Pat1993

i don't know what happened. it was a "wintry mix" according to alexa this morning, then by lunch it seemed like people were reacting differently, and now they're saying it's going to snow all night.

woah, really? i never knew they were different.
- kicksave856

do you guys have Players and Export A?

Camels and Marlboros aren't all that common here.

Jesus, I say there something wrong with your kidneys !
- Xizord

I guess you never pissed on a fire before... go try it.

Smells like humid piss in here.....
- Mashadar

...

it was awful. what a terrible time.

but it's all over now and i'm so happy with the new place.

i still have to replace that snow shovel though. (it's 3-6 inches tonight, now)
- kicksave856

You had no real room to max out your use of that stationary bike for those 2 years.

I guess you never pissed on a fire before... go try it.
- Mashadar

if I did, was too drunk to remember !

Kind ahard to do in the winter !

if I did, was too drunk to remember !

Kind ahard to do in the winter !
- Xizord

Does not hang around as well without the hot humid summer air....

Doe snot hang around as well, without the hot humid summer air....
- Mashadar

you sound way too experienced for that sort of thing...