Youre a joke if you think fear is the greatest motivator. ...and yes i know exactly what im talking about.
But it seems like youre trolling now.
Have fun.
- Fakepartofme

No you don’t.

It would be so awesome to go to dinner with Jesus.

“Would you like to see the wine list?”

“Just tap water would be fine, thank you.”
- Atomic Wedgie

Ahaha - my old man’s favourite joke (it’s physical also so imagination) is him standing up palms up shuffling his hands while moving slowly to ground - while asking “who am I?”….Jesus trying to catch a marble….exceptionally funny given his inaudible at times Belfast accent and being a mic…and he’s 6’5 so the whole thing just looks funny

Just fired up the navage..

Not a fun thing. Although it probably works

Looks like the Rags are going down this afternoon. The Sens up by 2 on the Bob Cats.

Looks like the Rags are going down this afternoon.
The Sens up by 2 on the Bob Cats.
- JohnnyReb

you know, now they will come back and score 2 goals with the goalie out to tie the game

you know, now they will come back and score 2 goals with the goalie out to tie the game
- dmnted

They just showed a stat. The Rangers are the only team to not come back from a multigoal deficit this year. The Habs must be smiling, knowing they have the Flyers tonight. Now 3 - 0.

you know, now they will come back and score 2 goals with the goalie out to tie the game
- dmnted

I hope so.
Id rather the rangers make the playoffs over the habs.

I hope so.
Id rather the rangers make the playoffs over the habs.
- Fakepartofme

If the Rangers got in, they might go on a glory run. They won the President's Trophy last year and the core of that team is still there. Having a crappy regular season and getting in, would allow them to vindicate themselves. Best they move on before the playoffs. They still have a chance to get in but will have to beat the Lightning twice to do it. As long as they win at least one of those games, I'm good. I'd rather not play the Lightning in the first round. Florida is beat up and have played to the finals for the last 2 years. They might be just worn out, after all of that extra hockey.

On the Habs, they're probably playing in the Metro to start the playoffs. They may just upset the Caps, who've been riding along with nothing to play for, except Ovi's goal record. They may not be as sharp to start the playoffs.

you know, now they will come back and score 2 goals with the goalie out to tie the game
- dmnted

jinx avoided

Dafuq are the Panthers doing?!? Slumping at the wrong time. Hopefully, Leaf legend James Reimer gets another glorious win against Tampa tonight.

Dafuq are the Panthers doing?!? Slumping at the wrong time. Hopefully, Leaf legend James Reimer gets another glorious win against Tampa tonight.
- Whipper

They’ve completely controlled the game - just can’t score.

Panthers are classless, as usual.

Dafuq are the Panthers doing?!? Slumping at the wrong time. Hopefully, Leaf legend James Reimer gets another glorious win against Tampa tonight.
- Whipper

No Ekblad, Barkov, Tkachuk...and errr...Kulikov...

No Ekblad, Barkov, Tkachuk...and errr...Kulikov...
- AdamFrench

Shouldn’t you be at the Senators game right now?

- Atomic Wedgie

At this point, they could catch Florida, yikes.

We really franking need to franking win tonight.

Shouldn’t you be at the Senators game right now?
- Atomic Wedgie

Leafs > Curling > Jays

Leafs > Curling > Masturbation>Jays
- Arctic_AARDVARK

this firewall migration issue we've been experiencing all day today is cutting into my beer drinking time.

- dmnted

There’s a lot of things I could think of I’d rather do than watch the Jays game 9/162

this firewall migration issue we've been experiencing all day today is cutting into my beer drinking time.
- dmnted

Whatcha doing?

These Scots are slüts

Whatcha doing?
- gravyface

watching paint dry .....