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mjones242
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pretentious Beer Snob, ON
Joined: 06.22.2015

Jul 22 @ 2:20 PM ET
In case you've been wondering where I've been on this time, I've opened up a little hotel on the beach in Zihuatanejo.

I also have a boat for fishing charters.

- Atomic Wedgie

Fun fact: Zihuatanejo's sister city in Canada is Collingwood.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Animal Gelato ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:26 PM ET

- Skalapy

OMG OZZY has past away !!!!!!


Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:38 PM ET
OMG OZZY has past away !!!!!!



- dmnted

he had a good run 👊
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:40 PM ET
Fun fact: Zihuatanejo's sister city in Canada is Collingwood.
- mjones242

fun fact: Sulaymaniyah’s sister city is Tucson AZ👊

FREE KURDISTAN!
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 22 @ 2:44 PM ET
best BS song by far imo👊
https://youtu.be/WU4eUByUBqE?si=OI5cTETZJRAKMusq
mjones242
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pretentious Beer Snob, ON
Joined: 06.22.2015

Jul 22 @ 3:35 PM ET
best BS song by far imo👊
https://youtu.be/WU4eUByUBqE?si=OI5cTETZJRAKMusq

- Skalapy

That's certainly a BS opinion.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 22 @ 3:48 PM ET
If I came to you and said “I believe your wife cheated on you”. Do you call the divorce lawyer?
- TurdFergeson


If my wife was Rielly then yes I do ...and I thank the new guy for taking my wife off my hands.

I've now got an extra 7.5 inches ...err I mean millions with which to go find a younger better wife.
TurdFergeson
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: On the road again
Joined: 01.04.2021

Jul 22 @ 4:39 PM ET
In case you've been wondering where I've been on this time, I've opened up a little hotel on the beach in Zihuatanejo.

I also have a boat for fishing charters.

- Atomic Wedgie


Has your butthole healed?
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rope a Franking Dope!, ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 22 @ 5:09 PM ET
Has your butthole healed?
- TurdFergeson

Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not that big.
TurdFergeson
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: On the road again
Joined: 01.04.2021

Jul 22 @ 9:29 PM ET
Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not that big.
- Canada Cup

That not what your wife said.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rope a Franking Dope!, ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 22 @ 10:02 PM ET
That not what your wife said.
- TurdFergeson

He did?
oldstyle
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Just outside the asylum, ON
Joined: 08.19.2013

Jul 22 @ 10:46 PM ET
He did?
- Canada Cup


Ah Ha! The surprise maybe gay twist! That's Wiser's clappy giffable.
One time my equally hetro buddy and I were about to spark up (this is pre-legalization, not to mention we were in a car), when a copper shows up flashlight first. The first lame-ass excuse that popped to mind, was 'star gazing'. I assumed we were sunk, when my fast thinking friend, placed his hand on my knee (this was pre-'gay is no biggie', not to mention we were in a car). Suddenly, the cop became really uncomfortable, bid us an uncomfortable good night, and drove away rather fast.
We sparked the J, and that's pretty much the point of my old guy story I guess.

Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Woll vs Bob, the great goalie suck-off -Daeth
Joined: 06.30.2006

Jul 22 @ 11:01 PM ET
In case you've been wondering where I've been on this time, I've opened up a little hotel on the beach in Zihuatanejo.

I also have a boat for fishing charters.

- Atomic Wedgie


This is not true.
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 23 @ 12:44 AM ET
That's certainly a BS opinion.
- mjones242

i would defy you to present a better BS song than snowblind THEN prove that you’re not AA, RJ, UG etc arguing with yourself on the interwebs for the sake of arguing👊
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 23 @ 12:45 AM ET
He did?
- Canada Cup

lmfaooooooooo 🤣
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 23 @ 12:50 AM ET
Ah Ha! The surprise maybe gay twist! That's Wiser's clappy giffable.
One time my equally hetro buddy and I were about to spark up (this is pre-legalization, not to mention we were in a car), when a copper shows up flashlight first. The first lame-ass excuse that popped to mind, was 'star gazing'. I assumed we were sunk, when my fast thinking friend, placed his hand on my knee (this was pre-'gay is no biggie', not to mention we were in a car). Suddenly, the cop became really uncomfortable, bid us an uncomfortable good night, and drove away rather fast.
We sparked the J, and that's pretty much the point of my old guy story I guess.

- oldstyle
That's all pretty cool, but it shouldn't stop us from remembering that Australia is home to 48 million kangaroos and Uruguay has a population of only 3,457,380.
This means that if at some point the kangaroos decided to attack Uruguay, that each Uruguayan would have to fight an average of 14 kangaroos.
And if the kangaroos were to win, the country would then be called Kangaruguay.👊
Skalapy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm sick of your "I play real , NC
Joined: 07.11.2006

Jul 23 @ 1:07 AM ET
ok
Back to hockey.👍

getting rid of pencil neck marner was a long time coming👍🏿

we’ll see how he carries the knights as the highest paid big hat pencil neck west of the rockies but no pressure.🤔

i hope that he brings another one home to the Vegas (frank)ing knights 👊🏿
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 23 @ 8:17 AM ET
OMG OZZY has past away !!!!!!



- dmnted


He was past due, its too bad but not really a shock.
RIP
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 23 @ 8:19 AM ET
Ah Ha! The surprise maybe gay twist! That's Wiser's clappy giffable.
One time my equally hetro buddy and I were about to spark up (this is pre-legalization, not to mention we were in a car), when a copper shows up flashlight first. The first lame-ass excuse that popped to mind, was 'star gazing'. I assumed we were sunk, when my fast thinking friend, placed his hand on my knee (this was pre-'gay is no biggie', not to mention we were in a car). Suddenly, the cop became really uncomfortable, bid us an uncomfortable good night, and drove away rather fast.
We sparked the J, and that's pretty much the point of my old guy story I guess.

- oldstyle

So did you get some at least?
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Animal Gelato ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Jul 23 @ 9:24 AM ET
going to be weird seeing #81 on the ice for the Leafs this upcoming season.
Joshua will be wearing that number.
senstroll
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Long Time Oilers Fan, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Jul 23 @ 9:43 AM ET
going to be weird seeing #81 on the ice for the Leafs this upcoming season.
Joshua will be wearing that number.

- dmnted


he just needs to score 30 goals to honor PK81
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: At the centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 23 @ 9:54 AM ET
he just needs to score 30 goals to honor PK81
- senstroll

Score 30, but show potential to score 50.
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Jul 23 @ 9:58 AM ET
he just needs to score 30 goals to honor PK81
- senstroll

…and coast on the stationary bike 🚴
senstroll
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Long Time Oilers Fan, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Jul 23 @ 10:08 AM ET
…and coast on the stationary bike 🚴
- mr.sir


and win Multiple Cups
senstroll
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Long Time Oilers Fan, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Jul 23 @ 10:09 AM ET
Score 30, but show potential to score 50.
- Atomic Wedgie


Hey I remember you saying the jays would suck this year because they sucked last season
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