Adam French: Merry Christmas and Welcome Back Leafs

1st!

But you're not the Leafs blogger

He is the Leafs blogger now. So, fall in line, drink the blue koolaid, and start stanning for Willy Nye.

He is the Leafs blogger now. So, fall in line, drink the blue koolaid, and start stanning for Willy Nye.
- GalacticStone

Speaking of Willy, the wife got me the reverseable Nylander jersey. I think the tim biebs one it's called.

He is the Leafs blogger now. So, fall in line, drink the blue koolaid, and start stanning for Willy Nye.
- GalacticStone

Cue the simps in 3 -2 -1

Speaking of Willy, the wife got me the reverseable Nylander jersey. I think the tim biebs one it's called.
- systemtool

Nice congrats, I got a T-Shirt that is the wrong size.

But you're not the Leafs blogger
- jugkope

- AdamFrench

I remember when Bart Simpson's attitude was blashemy and they banned Bart shirts in schools in the 1980's. Such pearl-clutching over Bart's "eat my shorts" and now we have Cartman.

Nice congrats, I got a T-Shirt that is the wrong size.
- Drapz

🤣

Gonna go on a little rant here, not at all hockey related. The NFL. There's been some good performances, sure, but they put Jay Z in charge of their half time shows and now all of a sudden it's a platform for African American artists only it seems. Now Jay Z is accused of rape but still holds the position, meanwhile the NFL has a history of suspending players based on accusations and not guilty verdicts. Why is this goof getting a free pass?Can anyone here even name 3 songs by Kendrick Lamar? Yet he's the superbowl halftime performer. Lil Wayne got snubbed when it's in his home town, but Jay Zs wife gets a halftime show cause she's from Texas where the game is being played. Interesting. A christmas day special yet not even a hint in the show that it was Christmas day... Instead of new fresh acts he's just bringing in his pals and family, as we've already seen both Beyonce and Lamar.previously in half time shows. He and Diddy will pay their way to innocence and we'll likely see Diddy at next year's superbowl.

What a disaster

Ok, we are missing a few folks.

Dozzer is AWOL and is probably recovering from a stretch of binge celebrating. His fingertips are covered in resin, his shirt has dried vomit on it, and he's sleeping it off under the table in the den.

Our favorite Albertan Supremacist, Drexel, is also AWOL. Last I heard, he was cooking a non-turkey protein in his Green Egg and it exploded, sending brisket shrapnel across the entire deck. He was last seen dazed and wandering off into the woods behind the house.

MonkeyPunk is being held captive at his elderly aunt's house while he tries to fix her corrupted Windows installation. It turns out that the new browser extension promising delicious soup recipes, was in fact a crypto-mining worm and her IP address is now the world's leading source of the newest crypto currency, Leaf Coin. (it's value has peaked at 67 cents).

AA has been working triple shifts at the Moosevagina International Airport. Rumor has it that he was given a stern talking-to by his supervisor for getting into a fight with another employee over Mitch Marner's next cap hit.

It's taking a while for word to get out that this place is open for business again.

Ok, we are missing a few folks.

Dozzer is AWOL and is probably recovering from a stretch of binge celebrating. His fingertips are covered in resin, his shirt has dried vomit on it, and he's sleeping it off under the table in the den.

Our favorite Albertan Supremacist, Drexel, is also AWOL. Last I heard, he was cooking a non-turkey protein in his Green Egg and it exploded, sending brisket shrapnel across the entire deck. He was last seen dazed and wandering off into the woods behind the house.

MonkeyPunk is being held captive at his elderly aunt's house while he tries to fix her corrupted Windows installation. It turns out that the new browser extension promising delicious soup recipes, was in fact a crypto-mining worm and her IP address is now the world's leading source of the newest crypto currency, Leaf Coin. (it's value has peaked at 67 cents).

AA has been working triple shifts at the Moosevagina International Airport. Rumor has it that he was given a stern talking-to by his supervisor for getting into a fight with another employee over Mitch Marner's next cap hit.

It's taking a while for word to get out that this place is open for business again.
- GalacticStone

They better bring beers when they get here...

Ok, we are missing a few folks.

Dozzer is AWOL and is probably recovering from a stretch of binge celebrating. His fingertips are covered in resin, his shirt has dried vomit on it, and he's sleeping it off under a bridge.

Our favorite Albertan Supremacist, Drexel, is also AWOL. Last I heard, he was cooking a non-turkey protein in his Green Egg and it exploded, sending brisket shrapnel across the entire deck. He was last seen dazed and wandering off into the woods behind the house.

MonkeyPunk is being held captive at his elderly aunt's house while he tries to fix her corrupted Windows installation. It turns out that the new browser extension promising delicious soup recipes, was in fact a crypto-mining worm and her IP address is now the world's leading source of the newest crypto currency, Leaf Coin. (it's value has peaked at 67 cents).

AA has been working triple shifts at the Moosevagina International Airport. Rumor has it that he was given a stern talking-to by his supervisor for getting into a fight with another employee over Mitch Marner's next cap hit.

It's taking a while for word to get out that this place is open for business again.
- GalacticStone

*fixed for accuracy



- also; dats not bad writing, paisano

Adam French: Merry Christmas and Welcome Back Leafs
- AdamFrench

Who gives a toss about the laffs 🤦‍♂️

my hb fam is back 👊🏿🥰

a big thanks go out to the French tickler and galactic stoner for keeping the institution alive!👊🏿🥰

what a (frank)ing joke 🤦🏿‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍

Who gives a toss about the laffs 🤦‍♂️

my hb fam is back 👊🏿🥰

a big thanks go out to the French tickler and galactic stoner for keeping the institution alive!👊🏿🥰

what a (frank)ing joke 🤦🏿‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍
- Skalapy

Turns out all we had to do was kick our ruby red stylish, pumps together three times and say “there’s no place like HB, there’s no place like HB, there’s no place like HB

Gonna go on a little rant here, not at all hockey related. The NFL. There's been some good performances, sure, but they put Jay Z in charge of their half time shows and now all of a sudden it's a platform for African American artists only it seems. Now Jay Z is accused of rape but still holds the position, meanwhile the NFL has a history of suspending players based on accusations and not guilty verdicts. Why is this goof getting a free pass?Can anyone here even name 3 songs by Kendrick Lamar? Yet he's the superbowl halftime performer. Lil Wayne got snubbed when it's in his home town, but Jay Zs wife gets a halftime show cause she's from Texas where the game is being played. Interesting. A christmas day special yet not even a hint in the show that it was Christmas day... Instead of new fresh acts he's just bringing in his pals and family, as we've already seen both Beyonce and Lamar.previously in half time shows. He and Diddy will pay their way to innocence and we'll likely see Diddy at next year's superbowl.

What a disaster
- systemtool

I must admit I knew nothing about this case until you mentioned it here, but the accuser's story has a few glaring problems.

First being she lived in Rochester at the time - over 5 hours away by car. She claims that she called her dad after the alleged rape, and the father came and picked her up - yet the father has no recollection of it. Sorry, but nobody would forget a 10 hour round trip drive to pick up your 13 year old daughter who "snuck out a window" and went to NYC.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but I'm going with the presumed innocence until proven guilty.

Who gives a toss about the laffs 🤦‍♂️

my hb fam is back 👊🏿🥰

a big thanks go out to the French tickler and galactic stoner for keeping the institution alive!👊🏿🥰

what a (frank)ing joke 🤦🏿‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍
- Skalapy

you better use it a couple more times to make it official

The NBA and NFL can lick Santa’s sweaty sack.

It’s HOLIDAY HOCKEY SEASON MOFOS!!!

Spengler Cup, World Juniors, Leafs back to back nights.

I need to go Lie down, the thought of it all has me feeling faint with a lack of oxygen above the waist!!

Go 🇨🇦 and 🍁 s go! 💙

good read Adam.

Spangler cup game at 2pm
Leafs at 7pm
Jrs at 7:30pm.

best I go see my mom in the hospital now if I want to watch these games.

I must admit I knew nothing about this case until you mentioned it here, but the accuser's story has a few glaring problems.

First being she lived in Rochester at the time - over 5 hours away by car. She claims that she called her dad after the alleged rape, and the father came and picked her up - yet the father has no recollection of it. Sorry, but nobody would forget a 10 hour round trip drive to pick up your 13 year old daughter who "snuck out a window" and went to NYC.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but I'm going with the presumed innocence until proven guilty.
- Atomic Wedgie

Not every man earned their "World's Greatest Dad" mug.

Not a girl dad, but pretty sure I would recall something like that.

Not every man earned their "World's Greatest Dad" mug.

Not a girl dad, but pretty sure I would recall something like that.
- Aetherial

As a weird aside, why do these stories continue to have lawyers say, "My client passed a polygraph test" or "My client is willing to submit to a polygraph test"?

It's junk science.

So much so that polygraph tests are not admissible in a court of law (Canada or the US).

It's the equivalent of saying, "My client is willing to do a session with Miss Cleo to prove that ghosts believe she is telling the truth."

Not every man earned their "World's Greatest Dad" mug.

Not a girl dad, but pretty sure I would recall something like that.
- Aetherial

Just doing some further reading, the accuser claims that she phoned her father from a gas station near the house where the alleged rape occurred.

I'm guessing that there will still be phone records - this seems like a very easy way to either prove innocence (if no such phone call exists) or provide strong corroboration (if it does exist).

HB rising from the ashes

Another Xmas miracle

BeLeaf 💙

Besides this site back up, I hope the next miracle is the last we see of Reaves.
He's absolutely