Eklund: On the Leafs

3-0 Leafs in the series.

3-0 Leafs in the series.
- Zezel

Yeah, but Ottawa has more shot attempts and O-zone possession time, so who REALLY is the winner here?!?

Eklund: On the Leafs
- Eklund

What happened to Gibby?

Yeah, but Ottawa has more shot attempts and O-zone possession time, so who REALLY is the winner here?!?
- Whipper

And because it was so beautiful, I'm going to repeat Cupsie's line here:

The Senators even outshot the Leafs in the warmup!

Kids ⚾️ doubleheader tomorrow
12 and 2:30 Pacific start time
🍁 at 4
Was going to miss the first hour/PVR game

They just sent an update that both games will be delayed by 90 mins 😡 for travel needs

F off North Shore
First pitch is now up and in

I have to get up at 4 am and drive to Montreal on Wednesday, so winning Saturday would be much appreciated.

Thanks

3-0 Leafs in the series.
- Zezel

go leafs go

How about a haiku, courtesy of AI?

Faceoff, puck released,
Benoit's slap shot finds the net,
Leafs' triumph in sight.
- Atomic Wedgie

poop haiku

poop haiku
- Zezel

Benoit’s goal, a thrill,
Like a Big Mac's savory bite—
Sweet victory served.


chatgpt bad at haikus apparently

What happened to Gibby?
- Atomic Wedgie

Gibby’s Dill Pickles. Delicious…just like my momma’s and Babcia’s.

poop haiku
- Zezel

I’ll try it.
A Haiku about poop, By Wodsakito

I tried but I can’t
To deliver a present
In my white commode

poop haiku
- Zezel

Ask and you shall receive:

Morning urge arrives,
Porcelain throne waits in peace,
Relief brings a sign.

Thanks, Grok3

Berube has done a good job of getting Leafs to buy into playoff style hockey. Even Nylander playing physical.

Green has done a good job of getting some mismatches for Stutzle

Ask and you shall receive:

Morning urge arrives,
Porcelain throne waits in peace,
Relief brings a sign.

Thanks, Grok3
- Whipper

What kind of a sign?
Danger! Stay out!
???

What kind of a sign?
Danger! Stay out!
???
- Woderwick

Dammit, should have been a "sigh."

And because it was so beautiful, I'm going to repeat Cupsie's line here:

The Senators even outshot the Leafs in the warmup!
- Atomic Wedgie

Stop it. You’re embarrassing me.

Kids ⚾️ doubleheader tomorrow
12 and 2:30 Pacific start time
🍁 at 4
Was going to miss the first hour/PVR game

They just sent an update that both games will be delayed by 90 mins 😡 for travel needs

F off North Shore
First pitch is now up and in
- mr.sir

Landscaper showed up shortly before OT. Had PVR set up and told kid not to text. Forgot to turn off notifications and saw result. Ran in and saw it shortly after.

Rookie mistake

Shoppers 3 bucks a bag on Haribo

Praise Satan

Ask and you shall receive:

Morning urge arrives,
Porcelain throne waits in peace,
Relief brings a sign.

Thanks, Grok3
- Whipper

Now that's poetry

Shoppers 3 bucks a bag on Haribo

Praise Satan
- Zezel

What happened to the ‘eating clean’ vow yesterday?

Gibby’s Dill Pickles. Delicious…just like my momma’s and Babcia’s.
- Woderwick

I can't buy Bubbies anymore, America's best pickle. But Moishes and Strubs are there like a beacon in the night.

What happened to the ‘eating clean’ vow yesterday?
- fifty__missions

I don't think making good decisions is one of Zezel's strengths. Heck, the man is a Leaf fan

What happened to the ‘eating clean’ vow yesterday?
- fifty__missions

I haven't had a gummy bear since Friday!

I don't think making good decisions is one of Zezel's strengths. Heck, the man is a Leaf fan
- Whipper

True, only decision I made that I didn't (frank) up was propose to future Mrs Z